Reuben Foster’s family is all in, babee.
One day after flipping to Auburn, Foster cemented the decision by getting a gigantic Auburn tattoo on his forearm. His mother said the commitment remains so strong that the entire family intends to get Auburn tattoos, also.
Hope that qualifies for a discount.
Get The Picture 
They will find nothing, as always. When it comes to paying players and other shenanigans, the Aubs are like Old World Craftsmen. They really are without peer in their ongoing pursuit of excellence in this domain. Moreover, when it comes to them facing off against the NCAA you should visualize what it would look like to see 1960s vintage Cassius Clay boxing a 10 year old.
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Chicago Dawg shakes tiny fists, turns to shrine of Richt and chants, “I’m a better person. I’m a better person. I’m a better person…” until his blood pressure eases.
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Hopefully Foster can find a preacher in the family before it’s too late.
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He can get Cam’s Dad for a small percentage I’m sure.
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Debatable whether or not he’s a better person, but it’s not debatable whether or not he roots for a better team. Richt owns Auburn. You know it, we know it, the students at UGA’s official backup school know it. Enjoy another curb stomping this November.
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I’m okay with AU losing to “Richt” as long as they can manage to win them all every decade or so.
Hopefully, you’ll get to experience the same in your lifetime.
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Meh. I’ve been down this road multiple times, and for me it usually only takes one chant and I’m as chipper as a goat on the roof of one of your dorms.
45-7. Go tell that.
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Ward makes fun of Chicago’s “tiny fists.” I thnk Ward is compensating for his own, ummm, shortcomings, shall we say?
you know why Auburn boys wear overalls? Because goats can hear a zipper a mile away.
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“Chipper as a goat on the roof of one of your dorms”! Props sir, many props.
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That’s an unusual logical progression. It’s possible your proclivities are exposed.
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Tell you this..AU still has the BCS crystal..it’s kind of like a really hot SEC girl…I know it is probably fun for you UGAs to dream about, but it is much more fun to actually have in a room with you and be able to hold it.
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I’m guessing you barners have spent a lot more time holding goats than you have holding the BCS crystal.
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Tell you this..AU still is a school Georgians go to when they don’t get accepted to UGA..it’s kind of like a really hot SEC girl…you know…one that uses…ellipses…very…loosely…I know it is probably fun for you War Tiger Plainsmen Richt’s whipping boys to dream about, but it is much more fun to actually bitch slap your rival regularly and be able to hold it.
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I can assure you that your BCS crystal is nothing “like a really hot SEC girl” because no one has ever had to pay $200,000 for “a really hot SEC girl.”
Well, except for Bobby Petrino. And even he had to apologize for it. On the other hand Arkansas’s never risked their SACS accreditation.
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…and Auburn did not pay for a QB (Miss State tried) or BCS championship either..13 month NCAA investigation says so..we have it in writing. You’ll have to believe me, holding that crystal IS sweet.
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Props on the goats comment.
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“Reuben said I won’t have to travel so far for his games since we live in Auburn now. Plus it had to do with those shootings at Auburn. Ladarious Phillips was his cousin who played football at Auburn and was one of those who got killed. That played a big role in Reuben’s decision. He wants to carry on Ladarious’ legacy at Auburn.”
So his cousin was shot an killed while at Auburn and he thinks, and guess his momma supports, the decision to follow in his dead cousins footsteps.
just totally different worlds. totally different.
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Cash is a powerful motivator.
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Nothing says class like family tats.
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That used to be good for a discount, in Columbus, OH. But they no longer honor that coupon.
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We have a winner!!!!
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You meant to say Groupon.
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Someone should warn them that tats are forever while payments can be suspended without prior notice.
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It leaves me cold to already know that nothing will come of this save more Plainwartiglesmen dancing around acting like there was nothing to find, not because it was too well hidden, but because, in their narrow view, they were being persecuted; when everyone on Earth outside that one-horse (or, @Charles, perhaps one-goat?) town knows it stinks to high Heaven over there except for these so-called investigators.
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Bless their hearts, they sure have gone through a lot of adversity.
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This is just such a feel good story! Makes me wanna go out and hug someone!
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…Shats together? Anyone who would commit to Auburn is someone you don’t want around campus anyway.
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