September 16, 2013 · 7:03 AM

Sear your retinas.

Gawd, this is hideous to behold:

Photo by Associated Press /Chattanooga Times Free Press

The game wasn’t any prettier than the color coordination.

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21 responses to “Sear your retinas.”

  1. Scorpio Jones, III
    September 16, 2013 at 7:39 AM

    You’d think if the Oregon trainers washed their uniforms with too much bleach, they’d have the money to just throw them away rather than wear them, but who knows?

    Who knew 2 that Tennessee football players are so susceptible to color suggestion …Jancek/Willie’s defenders having to spend most of the last three quarters in the head in reaction to the Ducks’ stinky old faded uniforms.

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  2. ChicagoDawg
    September 16, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    Wow. You need a welding helmet to look at that.

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  3. Skeeter
    September 16, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    Dang, wonder how many highlighters it took to color in each uniform?

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  4. uglydawg
    September 16, 2013 at 9:05 AM

    I’ve never really understood the fascination some schools have with ugly colors. Orange is U-G-L-Y…maybe it’s a distraction or maybe they picked orange thinking they would be “unique”. It’s not…it’s about the most common team color in the South. And the Oregon uniforms would be nice on the airport ramp workers.

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    • ChicagoDawg
      September 16, 2013 at 9:32 AM

      What is odd with UT is the fact that they don’t even attempt to match up their orange. The orange T and stripe on the helmet is creme-cicle orange and the pants and jersey fonts are DOT orange.

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  5. Vinings Dawg
    September 16, 2013 at 9:07 AM

    The battle of the highlighters…

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  6. Normaltown Mike
    September 16, 2013 at 9:08 AM

    Is that the Eddie Robinson Heritage Bowl?

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  7. uglydawg
    September 16, 2013 at 9:08 AM

    BTW. I wonder how Tennessee will respond to such an epic beatdown.
    Will the team mail it in for the rest of the season? Will the stands be only half-full of hillbillys? Or will this game be a rallying point? It’s going to be very interesting to see what happens up thar in them hills.

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  8. Irishdawg
    September 16, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    Oregon’s bazillion uni combos occasionally wield a hit; this look was a gigantic whiff. But I guess the players can jog after dark now and not worry about getting hit by a car.

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  9. Just Chuck (The Other One)
    September 16, 2013 at 10:13 AM

    Does Worley have his eyes closed throwing that ball?

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  10. W Cobb Dawg
    September 16, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    Why does the football have a ‘T’ on it?

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    • AusDawg85
      September 16, 2013 at 10:40 AM

      Quarterbacks and kickers can have their own game ball as long as it conforms to NCAA standards. They are checked by officials before the game. Remember there was some controversy at USC and Barkley last season about his ball having been softened by a trainer on the sidelines during a game?

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    • Gravidy
      September 16, 2013 at 1:10 PM

      For the same reason the one Murray throws has a G on it.

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  11. Slaw Dawg
    September 16, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    My son and I couldn’t even watch this one. Not because of the beat down–not enough of an SEC homer to care whether the Vols are smeared all over the field or not, so long as we beat ’em–but we thought we were gonna go blind or start trippin’ so away we went. At least they weren’t playing on Boise State’s turf!

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  12. Spike
    September 16, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    It makes my eyes bleed.

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  13. Gravidy
    September 16, 2013 at 1:11 PM

    Soooo THAT’S how you make TU’s uniform look good, huh?

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  14. 81Dog
    September 16, 2013 at 3:32 PM

    that game should have been played in the Citrus Bowl. 😉

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  15. Mayor of Dawgtown
    September 16, 2013 at 4:38 PM

    The uniforms were ugly….That picture–beautiful!

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