You know the old joke about “He couldn’t find his butt with both hands, a roadmap, and a flashlight“?
Meet Kenneth Wainstein, crack academic fraud investigator.
Don’t go too far out of your way, fella.
“The younger guys know how important this week is. If they don’t, they’ll definitely find out.”– Davin Bellamy, Chattanooga Times Free Press, 11/20/17