You know the old joke about “He couldn’t find his butt with both hands, a roadmap, and a flashlight“?
Meet Kenneth Wainstein, crack academic fraud investigator.
Don’t go too far out of your way, fella.
“If a team can’t really run the ball on you then what’s the next thing they’re going to have to do? Pass,” (Adam) Anderson said. “So when you can stop them both ways, then what else can you do next? Gimmicks?” -- The Athletic, 10/13/21