That’s our Laner.

Shorter version:  Nick Saban doesn’t have time for that shit.

As far as Junior goes, he’s compiling one helluva resume.

I really hope to Gawd they cross paths on the recruiting trail.  Soon.

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50 responses to “That’s our Laner.

  1. Dolly Llama

    Waiting on Bryant Denny’s take here.

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  2. PTC DAWG

    They lost too many games this year.

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  3. This doesn’t float. Saban could have done this after the SEC Championship game. Something happened.

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  4. Bulldog Joe

    Saban figured out Sarks don’t attack under freshwater.

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  5. Moe Pritchett

    Watching booger eating live is so much better anyway.

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    • TXBaller

      Booger eating in front of 19MM, with a steady face utilizing your pinky, gets you an immediate promotion in Alabama world….cold blooded booger eater he is!

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  6. AusDawg85

    Kiffen wasn’t fired, just Processed. .

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  7. Uglydawg

    Lane will cry all the way to the babe infested beach and campus. He’d best remember he’s going there for one reason and only one reason…to get a better offer to somewhere else.

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  8. Bright Idea

    I’m not sure the Laner lasts a year at FAU.

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    • HVL Dawg

      I’ll bet the next time he gets fired there will be a college aged woman involved.

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      • Macallanlover

        And that is reason enough to get an extra week in. Good move Junior, talk publicly about not having any fun around Little Nicky, keep the score close on Saturday, then board a plane for paradise with pockets full of money. No pressure for him this week….and he can speak freely. Could be fun for us.

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      • Uglydawg

        FAU probably won’t have a problem with that.

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  9. W Cobb Dawg

    Gotta make room for Chip Kelly to take Sarkisian’s spot on the support staff.

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  10. Burt

    This is Saban being one step ahead of everybody again. With Kiffin gone Clemson has no way to prepare for Sarks play calling other than watching his time at US and UW.

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    • Macallanlover

      I did think this move would complicate the job for Venables, no tendencies or situational info. Don’t think that was the reason, but it could help.

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    • To be fair, Bama players have little time to prepare for Sarks play calling as well.

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      • Macallanlover

        But he is going to tell them in the huddle. 🙂 Plus, Nick will have already ‘splained it to them all…and it will be simple. You can bet Sark is on a tight leash, no getting cute this week.

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  11. Uglydawg

    Watching Outback..Florida vs. Iowa St. …The announcer just made the statement that Laner was effectively fired..
    He was probably completely unfocused on ‘Bama. For him, it seems to be all about…him.

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  12. roswell dawg

    Lane Kiffin. World class narcissist. He thinks he answers to no one but his own inflated ego. Oops. I’m sorry – Saban put up with him until he got so cool he missed the bus – twice. Nick don’t play. There is only room for one ego at Bama. And its initials are NS. Did you notice the guy carrying the Gatorade cup for Saban during the Washington game? That is the outer limits of ego, going where no man has gone before.

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  13. Dawg19

    Pruitt runs off yet another offensive coordinator. He hasn’t started a season with the same OC since 2012.

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  14. Hogbody Spradlin

    A backhanded compliment to Kirby Smart and/or a true evaluation of the Kiffin Kancer.

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  15. Russ

    Hilarious. Watching Keith Jackson being interviewed by Herbie and Fowler during the Rose Bowl and Jackson says the problem with college football is too much TV coverage. Hehehe. Fowler and Herbie were kind of mumbling after that. 🙂

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    • BWD

      Fowler and Herbie had no idea how to respond, and some suit in Bristol must have used the batphone to kill that interview the way Fowler ended it so quickly.

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  16. Maybe the UW defense had something to do with Bama’s offense not being up to par. Naw, no way, nope, no West Coast team is that good. Them damn hippies from Seattle not capable of that.

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  17. Got Cowdog?

    Do coordinators get bonuses for postseason performance? Just saying…..

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