Junior sounds positively fired up to be coaching at FAU.
https://twitter.com/FAU_Football/status/825016616240848897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
That’s the sound of a man who’s hoping Jimmy Sexton can get him out of there sooner rather than later.
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UPDATE: A little bridge burning never hurt anyone, amirite?
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What’s the over and under for the Laner’s stay with the Owls? I’ll take the under..
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Will the over / under be gauged in days, weeks, months, or number of games coached?
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I’ve seen hostage videos with better production values.
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Man, that’s the truth! That was so bad it was almost painful. Instead, it was painfully funny.
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Holy Shit. That’s the best take they got? Tosh would have done better.
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That’s the sound of a man who, shortly after unpacking his stuff in Boca, only just found out that FAU is actually a 4AAA High School.
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Kinda ironic after the comments about Knoxvegas upon leaving. Shoulda kissed more ass while you were in LA, knucklehead.
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Is it just me, or has Lane look like he’s aged 10-12 years in the last 3-4? His weight gain certainly has had its effect, but regardless that dude is starting to look a bit haggard. He quickly went from a youngish looking mid-30’s guy to that Captain Scully character from Summer Rental (mid-80’s/John Candy movie for the younger crowd).
By the way, the pic of Lane on the FAU football twitter page is comedy gold. I swear, whoever is responsible for running social media for FAU is clearly trolling Lane with that doofus face he’s making while making an owl sign with his hands.
https://twitter.com/FAU_Football
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I love how he closes his eyes when he says “what an exciting time.” LOL
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When you close your eyes, you’re usually imagining something pleasurable. I’ll leave it up to you to decide what it is.
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That’s his Coach O face
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There was a time when I thought Kiffykins was more or less a run of the mill prick – a bit louder than most, but probably not so unique in his prickishness. I was wrong. Oh, so wrong.
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The Kiffin Kancer has the reverse Midas Touch. Everything he touches turns to pure crap. He could defile a painting of the Virgin Mary.
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“so, uh, commit to the owls, or whatever, I’m goin to the beach.”
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Bueller, Bueller?
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@Mary Kate Danaher January 31, 2017 at 8:35 AM
“I’ve seen hostage videos with better production values.”
He thought he was a pirate down under. Without a superhot chick
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Satan wins a Natty with the Laner as OC and loses without him. He is a prick but he is a creative prick. On the other hand Bloomberg Businessweek had an interesting article about how small programs like FAU are hemorrhaging fans and money.(the article specifically mentions FAU) That phenomenon ain’t stopping anytime soon. On the bright side an 8 team playoff will fix everything.
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I seriously doubt that — Sark, IMO, called a far, far better game against Clemson than Lane did against Washington. It was Bama’s D that let them down — giving up 3 Clemson TD’s in their last 4 possessions of the game ultimately did them in.
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doubt away but numbers say Bama scored 45 in 2016 and 31 in 2017. the same 45 wins the game this years . 45 is still more than 35 IMO.
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Almost as if he was asking “why is the sun so bright?”
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@3rdandGrantham January 31, 2017 at 8:57 AM
“has Lane look like he’s aged 10-12 years in the last 3-4?”
He’ll look like Schnellenberger after a season of coaching at FAU
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It looks like they shot each sentence separately and then spliced them together.
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