So, I have a question.
What the fuck is a single-division conference? I mean, are they gonna sell naming rights to the division, or something? Kinda like Dooley Field at Sanford Stadium?
Seriously, sometimes I wonder if these guys even realize how nonsensical the words coming out of their mouths sound.
Get The Picture 
Single division, no division, SSDD.
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Sounds like Mike Francesa’s comment regarding a single-elimination double-header.
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Waiting to see how Sankey screws this up….
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I’m surprised the name of the conference is still the Southeastern Conference and not the “Delta Airlines Southeastern Conference presented by Coca-Cola and Yellawood”
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Don’t give them ideas. Watching golf this past weekend and Jim Nanatz mentioned that Al Geiberger “won the Charles Schwabb Challenge” back in 1979. And I’m thinking, “no, he won the fucking Colonial”. These abominable naming rights are ridiculous and have run amok. We’re at the re-writing history stage of them now.
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Meh… if this is the dumbest thing he says/does the rest of the year then I’ll take it.
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Yeah, it is the sort of thing that we have gotten used to from TV sports commentators. They speak in lowest common denominator words, and then it bleeds into our brains. Sankey is smarter than that but he’s also talking to a large public, including TV types.
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Ummm… can you say Big 12 prior to 2017? Somebody shout “last call” and get these guys cabs for the ride back to the hotel. Can’t wait till the SEC championship game where the teams are decided by a coin flip because of identical records.
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We may be headed that way faster than we think.
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Friday Night Lights in some seedy joint in the middle of nowhere with three coaches flipping coins.
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Throwing quarters to the line is much more skillful and intriguing, while consuming adult beverages…
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How ’bout ping pong balls instead? That there is must see TV!
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Single division. It’s not every day that one can managed to earn the scorn of both English and Math teachers with just two words.
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Two simple words…
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Jumbo Shrimp. 8-0-0 model.
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Saw that earlier. It’s just… no divisions.
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Kinda funny how “divisions” require actual dividing
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Wow- must be something to go thru life perfect – man makes a non sensical comment and gets flame sprayed.
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You can thank Texas and Oklahoma for fuckin shut up.
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SESD — “It just has more words.”
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If the big ten is leaders and legends can we be the playoff contenders division then?
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