June 28, 2022 · 12:30 PM

Name that caption, stylin’ edition

Shot.

Chaser.

https://twitter.com/GovernorofDixie/status/1541759860173410304

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37 responses to “Name that caption, stylin’ edition”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    June 28, 2022 at 12:37 PM

    Wuh! That photo reeks of testosterone and youthful arrogance.

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  2. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)
    June 28, 2022 at 12:39 PM

    “I think I’m gonna hurl, so I’m gonna stand here at the end of the line so I can get as far away as possible from that asparagus-piss yellow orange color.”

    Liked by 1 person

  3. W Cobb Dawg
    June 28, 2022 at 12:43 PM

    Where’s Bryce?

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  4. godawgs1701
    June 28, 2022 at 1:00 PM

    Spencer Rattler may be great at South Carolina, he may suck. All I know is that he’s first team all-SEC ugly.

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  5. Dawgfan1995
    June 28, 2022 at 1:03 PM

    Funny, I would have thought Stetson needed a box to stand on to look as tall as he does in this photo. In fact — it sure looks like he might be looking down at Spencer Rattler.

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  6. uga97
    June 28, 2022 at 1:21 PM

    F the school logos, NIL for the win.
    Most of these guys respecting the MPA logo, but the natty Ring owner is repping his Quigley Down Under Nike NIL hat cuz he doesn’t G.A.S.!

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    • Down Island Way
      June 28, 2022 at 4:04 PM

      Given the Big Urnge Kuntry, Manning connection, I comprender why he dressed accordingly…’Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man…!

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  7. 79dawg
    June 28, 2022 at 1:45 PM

    Must be hoppin in and out of lots of beds to leave his shoelaces that untied….

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  8. Ole Dokes
    June 28, 2022 at 2:11 PM

    13 looks like he just got off a the third base line on a little league diamond coaching his six year old.

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  9. Texas Dawg
    June 28, 2022 at 2:49 PM

    For all the talk about Stetson being too small, he sure doesn’t look like it compared to his contemporaries.

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  10. Geezus
    June 28, 2022 at 3:54 PM

    Stet’s shoes looks like he just got finished cutting the grass.

    Also, no love for Vandy? They’re being repped too.

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  11. Nil Butron is a Pud
    June 28, 2022 at 3:59 PM

    “And then, when we’re done with the picture, Mr. Bennett says he’ll buy us all some beers if we promise to not tell our moms…”

    Liked by 9 people

  12. Dawg19
    June 28, 2022 at 4:14 PM

    Only a hooker would wear those colors on purpose.

    Liked by 8 people

  13. Reservoir Dawg
    June 28, 2022 at 4:21 PM

    Stet don’t skip leg day. The others mostly look like Napoleon Dynamite.

    Liked by 5 people

  14. RangerRuss
    June 28, 2022 at 4:30 PM

    The Wolf- “What do they look like, Jimmy?”
    Jimmy- “Dorks. They look like a bunch of dorks.”

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  15. practicaldawg
    June 28, 2022 at 6:46 PM

    Stetson could be a father of some of those other QBs at this point

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  16. originaluglydawg
    June 28, 2022 at 7:10 PM

    “A hairy legged soul”
    Okefenokee Mailman.
    Stet looks like he’s been hanging out with Jimmy Buffet.
    And he’s wearing that hat because he knows how to keep SEGA cool!

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  17. FlyingPeakDawg
    June 28, 2022 at 8:11 PM

    9 SEC QBs?! A clear signal of our future schedule.

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  18. munsoning
    June 28, 2022 at 8:27 PM

    This looks like a police lineup. At least three undercover cops in there. Third from left looks like a high-school lifeguard. Fourth from left looks like a grad. assistant. And that transfer from Arizona State is not an SEC QB. He’s going to find out what happens when you tuck and run in a football conference.

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  19. munsoning
    June 28, 2022 at 8:30 PM

    Stet headed to or coming from the driving range.

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  20. whb209
    June 29, 2022 at 10:18 AM

    I am surprised that they aren’t wearing those green no contact jerseys that the pussy QB’s get to wear every day as we go live ever play., or they might be standing on the side line tossing a ball back and forth as we run one on one LIVE drills all day.
    Screw them they get the big money, the pretty girls and talk to news guys about how hard they are working and we get stiches.
    But we all know they would suck if it were not for us low paid grunt workers that actually play the game.
    No, I don’t have a problem with QB’s getting all the credit.

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