Suppose they gave a bowl game and nobody came?

SOURCE: FSU QB Tate Rodemaker, who took over after Jordan Travis was injured and lost for the season, has told the Noles staff that he plans to enter the portal and that he will not play in the Orange Bowl vs Georgia. @Mzenitz first reported the news.

— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) December 25, 2023

Jeez, FSU, you could at least pretend to give a shit…

Your Daily Gator gets back to his roots.

Full circle, bitchez.

I know things are bad and we are frustrated.
But, for the life of me I cannot understand why this announcement would ever be upvoted. Grew up watching Dooleys squads skull club us. Had to rub my eyes in 90 when we jumped up with a 2 score lead and then the commading victory. Little did I know we would own them for decades after that only to lose it again. Nothing to up vote here, to hell with Georgia and as bad as we are….if you ain’t a Gator, Lawrence Wright can finish that sentence

Heh.  Etienne’s got them so out of sorts they’ve remembered Gator football existed before 1990.

By the way, to finish that last thought, if you ain’t a Gator, your Christmas is a lot merrier right now.

Ho ho ho

Earnest Greene’s dad offers something in the spirit of the season to Gator fans everywhere:

MERRY CHRISTMAS MFS!!!!!😂😂 pic.twitter.com/75FISHvvD9

— Earnest Greene_Makin Hogs (@MakinHogs) December 24, 2023

“It was Christmas Eve, babe… in the drunk tank…”

Tinged with a little more melancholy this year, this remains a GTP tradition and favorite.

You know wherever Shane is now, he’s hoisting one and urging us all to celebrate the holiday.  I hope everyone has the Christmas they’ve wished for.