Go, Gator! And go, Urban Meyers!

Merciful God in Heaven, this is cringe inducing:

Nice threads, girl.  You should have gone all out and donned some jorts while you were at it, though.

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25 responses to “Go, Gator! And go, Urban Meyers!

  1. Robert

    Let us all be thankful that she didn’t use the whole five minutes that she was given by the Speaker.

    –I guess anyone really can be elected in this country. Jeez.

  2. HVL Dawg

    The Gators must be so proud.

  3. ScooBoo

    When she started taking, my dog left the room. I wonder if Percy Harvey and Corch did too?

  4. Julie

    Corch Meyer needs to give a refresher course on subject/verb agreement and the difference between gutsy and gusty. This is more embarrassing than the AOPi girl crapping herself. I’ve had root canals less painful than watching this.

    • not to mention: acaldemic, okulhoma, sportmanship, …it really does go on and on.

      What a fine representative for the state of floriDuh,

  5. Russ

    She must’ve borrowed that robe from Ric Flair.

    Whoooooooooooooo!

  6. Brian

    Senator, it looks like you have another anti-playoff ally. ;)

  7. Ok, I went and ralph’d and was able to stomach the rest. I feared I might lose the rest of my fine dinner (thanks honey) but eventually was able to just laugh it out. I would say she just couldn’t read it, but she did have her glasses on.

    Let’s see a show of hands: if you were a GA congressman or woman and UGA won the NatChamp, would you need note cards?

  8. RaleighDawg

    Corrine Brown – Born in Jacksonville, Florida, Brown attended Florida A&M University, from which she received both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree, and the University of Florida, where she was awarded an Education Specialist degree.

    That’s right, she has a MASTERS in EDUCATION and she still sounds as if she has a speech impediment or is possibly illiterate.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrine_Brown

    • RaleighDawg

      excuse me a specialist in education…. no there’s an easy pun.

    • Somebody’s hacked her Wikipedia entry. Here’s the opening line right now:


      Corrine Brown (born November 11, 1946) is an American politician, and a fool.

      • RaleighDawg

        Something on the internet is not true? Ok this is from her biography from her website, so the specialist claim seems legit from UF. I still question the validity of a UF education if someone with their specialist’s degree is this inarticulate. This site

        http://corrinebrownforcongress.com/about_corrine.asp

        “A native of Jacksonville, Florida, Congresswoman Brown served in the Florida House of Representatives for ten years before coming to Washington. Congresswoman Brown attended Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University where she earned a Bachelor of Science Degree. She also received a Master’s Degree and an Education Specialist Degree from the University of Florida, and she received an Honorary Doctor of Law Degree from Edward Waters College. “

  9. X-Dawg

    With people like this being elected to congress, it’s no wonder our country is so effed up these days. D,JD!

    On the bright side, if some inventive entepreneur wants to make some money, there now appears to be a market for an alternative to the spellcheck – an “enunciationcheck”.

  10. NRBQ

    Her Wiki page reads like a parody.

    BTW, she represents Alachua county, aka Gainesville. If you’ve ever lived in the area, this won’t come as a surprise, despite it’s claim as home of the OMGGATORS!

  11. Matthew

    If you think she is bad, imagine her constituency. She makes Cynthia McKinney look like a Rhodes Scholar

  12. Carter

    A minds is a turrabul things to waste.

    I hope she doesn’t share any committee appointments w/ Bahney Fwanks.

  13. Pete

    Damn,
    She is mind numbing stupid. Damn. No wonder.

  14. Doc

    UGA just released Moody from his scholarship. Don’t know if this is old news or not.

  15. Michael Thompson

    I’m feel bad. I only have one thing in common with this lady, being African American, and it hurt to watch that video. LOL Go Dawgs!

    • I only have one thing in common with this lady, being African American…

      I thought you were going to say “politician”. ;)

      There’s a Colbert interview in her just screaming to get out, isn’t there?

  16. dean

    Bless her heart.

    If she’s that bad how much worse were the other candidates she was elected over?

    On the bright side; I don’t feel so bad about my grammar now. Thanks Gators.

  17. cookinandsmilin

    That is exactly why I am proud to support Jack Kingston!

  18. Jeswonderin

    I want to gradulate Ms. Brown on her outstanding ablility to articulate her support and praise for the gaders. I am wondering if corch meyers had anything to do with her wonderful speaking ability?
    I do have one quarston however, I think she may be stretching that boast of UoF being the “Best Academic” kollage in the nation. But then, that’s my opinion, I could be wrong!