November 3, 2011 · 8:30 AM

Name that caption, Gator schadenfreude edition

You get a two-fer today.

Photo via Kim Klement/US PRESSWIRE

Photo via Kim Klement/US PRESSWIRE

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83 Responses to Name that caption, Gator schadenfreude edition

  1. BeardDawg
    November 3, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Muschamp: “Man, Urban is going to be pissed at me.”

  2. citizencrane
    November 3, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Peekaboo!

  3. ScoutDawg
    November 3, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    I wonder if Mack is still pissed?

  4. Trey (@cpadawg)
    November 3, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    See no fat man. Smell no fat man.

  5. simpl_matter
    November 3, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    I can’t believe I can still smell that. WTF was on Charlie’s hand?!?

  6. HahiraDawg
    November 3, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    “lacking the requisite ‘plays on the wristban’, father and son must read the small print on the palms of their hands”

  7. 81Dog
    November 3, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    “If I cover my eyes, maybe I’ll become invisible to Jarvis Jones and Grantham.”

  8. The ATH
    November 3, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    Off-topic, but Senator, have you seen this yet?

    This should be a must-watch for any high school senior on the fence about UGA and – well anywere.

    • Senator Blutarsky
      November 3, 2011 at 9:03 AM

      Now I understand why many were bent out of shape about a picture of Aaron Murray with a beer can in his hand. It’s so out-of-character for a college kid.

      • Mayor of Dawgtown
        November 3, 2011 at 4:24 PM

        Once again I must be the voice of reason for this blog. Does anyone watching the above video think for one second that the parents of those students would approve of that behavior? This is Exhibit “B” in the case RE: Moving the Georgia-Florida Game. Exhibit “A” is, of course, 4-18.

    • James Stephenson
      November 3, 2011 at 10:31 AM

      At the 2 minute mark, hey who invited grampa.

    • Anon
      November 3, 2011 at 12:13 PM

      We really do have a bunch of douchey students.

      • adam
        November 3, 2011 at 1:10 PM

        I’m a student and sometimes there are some other folks in the student section who make that a pretty terrible experience.

        Like… Someone puking in the stands. Or the two guys smoking cigarettes who wouldn’t stop – even with the other students yelling at them.

        • Chopper Reid
          November 3, 2011 at 1:37 PM

          Hey adam…H.T.F.U.

        • One Who Loves Cigarettes And Beer To Excess
          November 3, 2011 at 7:26 PM

          Pussy.

        • The Entire Student Section
          November 3, 2011 at 7:58 PM

          They only smoke cigarettes now? When I was there, the GBI was in the stands at least 4 times a game searching for the weed smell.

          And Adam, time for College 101. That girl puking in the stands? She needs someone to hold her hair. Or was it a guy? Then he certainly doesn’t need the rest of his liquor.

          Bottom line: if you can’t take a party in the stands, Tech is ready when you are.

      • dudetheplayer
        November 3, 2011 at 3:18 PM

        Every school has douchey students.

    • Stephen
      November 3, 2011 at 3:21 PM

      Can no one at UGA shotgun properly? Almost to a person, that was horrible, horrible form. Tilt head, can is vertical… it’s a mini-funnel people, not a pie-eating competition.

    • Spence
      November 3, 2011 at 3:32 PM

      That was the most pathetic shotgunning of a beer I’ve ever seen.

  9. PatinDC
    November 3, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    OK Coach wants the WTF play.

  10. Big Shock
    November 3, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    “After the offense sputters once again, Charlie Weiss takes off his shirt to fire up the boys.”

  11. Just Chuck
    November 3, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    It’s probably not “The Heartbreak of Psoriasis”. Anybody old enough to remember those commercials?

  12. Jojadog
    November 3, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    - SMH
    - WTF

  13. Brandon
    November 3, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    “Sweet Jesus, I should have used preparation H.”

  14. Go Dawgs!
    November 3, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    “Anybody can ‘Tebow’… I’m ‘Muschamping’.”

  15. Mike
    November 3, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    Will;
    “Damn, I have already lost as many games to UGA as Spurrier lost to them in 12 years, as Meyer lost to them in 6 years and even as many as Zook, (ZOOK!), lost to them in 3!”

    John;
    “Well, even Tebow lost one game to the mangy mutts.”

  16. UGACory
    November 3, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    Who’s idea was it to snort cocain before coming out in the 2nd half?

  17. Zero Point Zero
    November 3, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Dream job my MFN ass, this is a MFN nightmare! That fat MFN C-Bomb Charlie is making me look bad. That crazy MF Meyer can suck my C for leaving me with this Shite.

    Same exact quote for Brantley less the MFN, MF and C-bomb.

  18. BenG
    November 3, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Oh no! We suck again!

  19. Cousin Eddie
    November 3, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Will, “I can’t bear to watch John get sacked again.”
    John, “I can’t bear to see me get sacked again.”

  20. Zdawg
    November 3, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Jarvis Jones silhouette is burned into my eyes!

  21. Puffdawg
    November 3, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Muschamp – Dammit! I washed my hands THREE times at halftime and they STILL smell like pussy! I gotta quit touching my players!

    Brantley – “That (the Spikes eye gouge) wasn’t right. It was a bad deal. It will forever be in the mind of John Brantley and in the mind of our football team. We’ll handle it (by gouging our own eyes), and it’s going to be a big deal.”

    Bonus Muschamp – “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.”

  22. AusDawg85
    November 3, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Boom F’er: “Charlie Weiss…WTF was I thinking?!”

    Gimpy: “Florida/Meyers…WTF was I thinking?!”

  23. HVL Dawg
    November 3, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    Muschamp- This is so embarassing. Orange and blue are the worst color combinations possible. Why did I come to this crappy school.

    Brantley- I can’t believe that punk from Plant High School is beating me. Why did I go to this crappy school.

  24. Skeeter
    November 3, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    The Standing Tebow

  25. Bryant Denny
    November 3, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    C’mon Dawgs, these are weak. :)

  26. Charlie's Cooler
    November 3, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    Brantley:

    “Is he gone yet?” (referring to Jarvis Jones)

    Muschamp:

    I can’t believe I hired that fat ****. (referring to Charlie Weis)

  27. UGLYDAWG
    November 3, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    “Oh crap. We’ve got Vanderbilt next week”

  28. D.N. Nation
    November 3, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Guys, I really don’t know why we are doing a photo caption contest when we’ve got to focus dearly on New Mexico State. This shows a distinct lack of planning on our part.

  29. Spike
    November 3, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    Misery loves company.

  30. Dog in Fla
    November 3, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Boomer: “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You must never lose it.”

    Brantley: “Jarvis keeps readjusting my “Breathe Right Advanced Nasal Strip”

  31. Z - Dawg
    November 3, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Muschamp/Brantley : “Jesus”

    Grantham: “You said it man! Nobody F%$#@ with the Jarvis!

  32. Red Blackman
    November 3, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Sorry, I got nothing.

    Preoccupied with trying to figure out where I’ma watch both games.

    It’s okay, William……..I’m a professional.

  33. Grafton
    November 3, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Goody’s. BC. Goody’s. BC. Goody’s. BC.

  34. FerrolDawg
    November 3, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Serenity Now….MF’er.

  35. Phillydawg
    November 3, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Oh god, Charlie just sh*t in the cooler without lifting the lid again.

  36. Prosticutor
    November 3, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Dear lord, I wish somebody would just choke me

  37. Section Z alum
    November 3, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    Will: “There goes the jorts endorsement.”

  38. Dawg19
    November 3, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Florida’s version of “Cover Two”…

  39. Cojones
    November 3, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    “Those bright flashes of light coming from the Georgia players….they are everywhere.”

  40. Damn Good Dawg
    November 3, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Boom: Holy shit, i can’t remember where eff I put my keys?
    Brantley: What the HELL is that in my pants?

  41. 81Dog
    November 3, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    looks like the MusCHOMP to me.

    “Woo-sahhhhhhhhh.”

  42. Comin' Down The Track
    November 3, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    What a weird chant from the crowd. What the heck does “Regression-To-The-Mean!” stand for anyways?

  43. Walter Geiger
    November 3, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    “i hope janorris saved the good shit for after the game.”

  44. stoopnagle
    November 3, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    1. *sigh* motherfucker.

  45. Keese
    November 3, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    Muschamp: what would Ray Goff do?

    Brantley: what would Tebow do?

  46. Dante
    November 3, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Speaking for Florida Head Coach Will Muschamp is Good Times female lead Florida Evans: “Damn! Damn! Damn!”

  47. Bulldog Joe
    November 4, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Brantley: “So THIS is what dad was talkin’ about.”