How can you be in two places at once…

when you’re not anywhere at all?

Mark your calendar for Oct. 27 because history is going to be made. Look at the above schedules posted on the official sites of Illinois and Vanderbilt and you will see that each team is playing host to Kent State that day.

Start times for the Golden Flashes’ doubleheader in cities 377 miles apart have yet to be announced.

Judging from the rest of the story, there’s a conference commissioner who should be out of a job, if he can’t police his member schools any better than that.