Daily Archives: March 7, 2007

Garcia goes underground.

Stephen Garcia: the haircut’s not an apology, it’s a disguise!

… He also cut his hair, which on the surface seems irrelevant but in the long run will help take him underground around Columbia. With cropped hair, Garcia likely will be less recognizable in public.

Sure. That’ll work. Nobody in Columbia will recognize a kid that, in the words of the editorialist, since he committed, has had his picture on the front page of the paper more often than George Bush.


UPDATE: The State decides to do its part for anonymity. Which is to say, very little.


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