I believe I’ve found the perfect accessory for breaking the mood at the next Nick Saban press conference (warning: NSFW).
“I watched Georgia their first two games. They’ve been a machine. They probably are the most impressive team on tape that I have seen. They’re just not making any mistakes right now. I’ve never seen a quarterback probably since Drew Brees that is more prepared before the snap than Jake Fromm. Then once he gets the ball, he’s pretty good, too. They are loaded.” — Gary Danielson, AB-H, 9/16/19