Mark Weiszer has the first of what will no doubt be many articles illustrating how the Celebration really isn’t on the collective minds of Gator Nation, but what caught my eye was a quote from Urban Meyer that seems to equate the place where his team plays with, um, Earth.
The whole Earth.
But [Meyer] said on Sunday: “If someone says this was the focus of the offseason, then they’re from a different planet than Gainesville, Fla.”
Hokay, dude, consider me a blogger from another planet.
Ya know I would almost have to agree with him on this one. Gators fans do live in their own little world.
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Urban Meyer’s team is from whatever planet Urban Meyer says they’re from. Urban Meyer does not appreciate you questioning Urban Meyer. It’s a big deal. It will forever be in the mind of Urban Meyer, and it’s going to be a big deal.
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1:1 In the beginning Urban Meyer created the heaven and the earth.
1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Gator Nation moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 And Urban Meyer pointed and stared and said, Let there be light: and there was light.
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OMG, I can’t stop laughing! This imbecile brings new meaning to the term narcissistic! Seriously.
Maybe he should start his own reality show, like a jort-wearing version of Heroes based on planet Gainesville where Timmy Teblow wears a GPOOE cape & circumcises little orphan children while doing a jump pass. His sidekicks are Demps, the fastest player EVAH that no defense can catch and Percy Harvin, who scores td’s with a gimpy heel while kickin’ ass & takin’ names in all of G’ville’s Rec Centers! Urban of course is just Urban, because being Urban is cool enough when always speaking in third person.
Good God. Only a state like Florida (America’s biggest wang) would revel in the idiocy of this nimrod.
You know what? He’s right – Florida IS another planet. Nanu Nanu, urban.
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+1 on that Mork reference Ally.
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Glad someone else noticed it!
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