March 16, 2009 · 5:50 PM

Go, Gator! And go, Urban Meyers!

Merciful God in Heaven, this is cringe inducing:

Nice threads, girl.  You should have gone all out and donned some jorts while you were at it, though.

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25 responses to “Go, Gator! And go, Urban Meyers!”

  1. Robert
    March 16, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    Let us all be thankful that she didn’t use the whole five minutes that she was given by the Speaker.

    –I guess anyone really can be elected in this country. Jeez.

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  2. HVL Dawg
    March 16, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    The Gators must be so proud.

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  3. ScooBoo
    March 16, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    When she started taking, my dog left the room. I wonder if Percy Harvey and Corch did too?

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  4. Julie
    March 16, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Corch Meyer needs to give a refresher course on subject/verb agreement and the difference between gutsy and gusty. This is more embarrassing than the AOPi girl crapping herself. I’ve had root canals less painful than watching this.

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    • Bernie
      March 16, 2009 at 7:42 PM

      not to mention: acaldemic, okulhoma, sportmanship, …it really does go on and on.

      What a fine representative for the state of floriDuh,

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  5. Russ
    March 16, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    She must’ve borrowed that robe from Ric Flair.

    Whoooooooooooooo!

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  6. Brian
    March 16, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    Senator, it looks like you have another anti-playoff ally. 😉

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  7. Bernie
    March 16, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    Ok, I went and ralph’d and was able to stomach the rest. I feared I might lose the rest of my fine dinner (thanks honey) but eventually was able to just laugh it out. I would say she just couldn’t read it, but she did have her glasses on.

    Let’s see a show of hands: if you were a GA congressman or woman and UGA won the NatChamp, would you need note cards?

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  8. RaleighDawg
    March 16, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Corrine Brown – Born in Jacksonville, Florida, Brown attended Florida A&M University, from which she received both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree, and the University of Florida, where she was awarded an Education Specialist degree.

    That’s right, she has a MASTERS in EDUCATION and she still sounds as if she has a speech impediment or is possibly illiterate.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrine_Brown

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    • RaleighDawg
      March 16, 2009 at 8:19 PM

      excuse me a specialist in education…. no there’s an easy pun.

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      March 16, 2009 at 8:27 PM

      Somebody’s hacked her Wikipedia entry. Here’s the opening line right now:


      Corrine Brown (born November 11, 1946) is an American politician, and a fool.

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      • RaleighDawg
        March 16, 2009 at 10:53 PM

        Something on the internet is not true? Ok this is from her biography from her website, so the specialist claim seems legit from UF. I still question the validity of a UF education if someone with their specialist’s degree is this inarticulate. This site

        http://corrinebrownforcongress.com/about_corrine.asp

        “A native of Jacksonville, Florida, Congresswoman Brown served in the Florida House of Representatives for ten years before coming to Washington. Congresswoman Brown attended Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University where she earned a Bachelor of Science Degree. She also received a Master’s Degree and an Education Specialist Degree from the University of Florida, and she received an Honorary Doctor of Law Degree from Edward Waters College. “

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  9. X-Dawg
    March 16, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    With people like this being elected to congress, it’s no wonder our country is so effed up these days. D,JD!

    On the bright side, if some inventive entepreneur wants to make some money, there now appears to be a market for an alternative to the spellcheck – an “enunciationcheck”.

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  10. NRBQ
    March 16, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    Her Wiki page reads like a parody.

    BTW, she represents Alachua county, aka Gainesville. If you’ve ever lived in the area, this won’t come as a surprise, despite it’s claim as home of the OMGGATORS!

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  11. Matthew
    March 16, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    If you think she is bad, imagine her constituency. She makes Cynthia McKinney look like a Rhodes Scholar

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  12. Carter
    March 16, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    A minds is a turrabul things to waste.

    I hope she doesn’t share any committee appointments w/ Bahney Fwanks.

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  13. Pete
    March 16, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Damn,
    She is mind numbing stupid. Damn. No wonder.

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  14. Doc
    March 16, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    UGA just released Moody from his scholarship. Don’t know if this is old news or not.

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  15. Michael Thompson
    March 17, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    I’m feel bad. I only have one thing in common with this lady, being African American, and it hurt to watch that video. LOL Go Dawgs!

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      March 17, 2009 at 5:59 AM

      I only have one thing in common with this lady, being African American…

      I thought you were going to say “politician”. 😉

      There’s a Colbert interview in her just screaming to get out, isn’t there?

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  17. dean
    March 17, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Bless her heart.

    If she’s that bad how much worse were the other candidates she was elected over?

    On the bright side; I don’t feel so bad about my grammar now. Thanks Gators.

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  18. cookinandsmilin
    March 17, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    That is exactly why I am proud to support Jack Kingston!

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  19. Jeswonderin
    August 12, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    I want to gradulate Ms. Brown on her outstanding ablility to articulate her support and praise for the gaders. I am wondering if corch meyers had anything to do with her wonderful speaking ability?
    I do have one quarston however, I think she may be stretching that boast of UoF being the “Best Academic” kollage in the nation. But then, that’s my opinion, I could be wrong!

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