I’m sorry, SI.com, but I don’t see how you can hold this report out as authoritative on the subject of college football thuggery when it doesn’t contain a single reference to scooters, alleys or middle name withholding.
“I’m not going to shy away from that. I don’t like Tech and I’m ready to come after them again. … We’re going to come back. We’re going to get that trophy back in our place.” -- Kolton Houston, AB-H, 11/23/15