April 15, 2011 · 10:53 AM

Gator Nation’s newest fashion accessory

Wear it and be wonderful.  (h/t The Agitator)

Can't wait for Tebow to model these.

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30 responses to “Gator Nation’s newest fashion accessory”

  1. M'villeDawg
    April 15, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    I just threw up a little in my mouth. Give some warning next time!

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  2. Mike Sanders
    April 15, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    That’ll go great with their jean diapers.

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  3. The Realist
    April 15, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Ho. Lee. Shit. That is disturbing.

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  4. ChicagoDawg
    April 15, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Gouges eyes.

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  5. Go Dawgs!
    April 15, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    If ever there was a day for someone in the SEC to get arrested or say something stupid to get this post knocked down off of the top of the page, today’s the day.

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  6. Normaltown Mike
    April 15, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    The girl on the left has some nice abs….what’s that bulge?

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    • NCT
      April 15, 2011 at 11:34 AM

      +1 for casual avoidance of profoundly creepy ad message.

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    • Doug
      April 15, 2011 at 3:52 PM

      That really is a disturbing image the more you look at it. Like you said, the abs are nice, there’s an hourglass shape . . . but there’s just no getting past the equipment he/she’s sporting up front. Which begs the question, is this a big enough niche within the UF fan base to be worth marketing to?

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  7. NCT
    April 15, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    um … interesting coincidental placement of link to previous blog post. I’m glad I already read it and know what it’s not about.

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  8. Andrew
    April 15, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    A perfect gift for the nevernude in your life.

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  9. dean
    April 15, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    The marketing team failed on this one. The model and mannequin are missing beer guts and excessive body hair. And shouldn’t there be a Bush light in the model’s hand?

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    • Dog in Fla
      April 15, 2011 at 11:51 AM

      “shouldn’t there be a Bush”

      Flashback Alert. Incoming Denim Therapy. This is not a drill. This is not a drill. All hands man your battle stations and look away.

      Defcon 1. Cocked Pistol. Flashback is Imminent

      sequenced immediately by strobe of Threat Level Red severe flashback

      This is not a drill. This is not a drill.

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      • Go Dawgs!
        April 15, 2011 at 12:07 PM

        “cocked” pistol?

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        • Dog in Fla
          April 15, 2011 at 1:43 PM

          “cocked” pistol – no, that’s another term for another flashback, i.e., “And, I shit you not, that’s how he knocked the Glock out of her hand just before she tried to empty its high-capacity magazine into him and the head Gator cheerleader, Layla, when she caught them just before they finished the drill in her bed after seeing Layla’s Denim Therapy jort panties on the floor just inside the front door to her first floor condo penthouse in Panama City Beach…”

          This one’s supposed to “cocked pistol”, the exercise term as reported by Wiki which is never ever wrong

          “DEFCON 1 COCKED PISTOL[3] War is imminent. Maximum readiness”

          http://www.ask.com/wiki/DEFCON

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  10. Spike
    April 15, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Go gaytuhs!!

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  11. Hogbody Spradlin
    April 15, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Is that the women’s model?

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  12. TennesseeDawg
    April 15, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    The pictures show the proper use of a cup with jean acting as the athletic supporter. Normal in Gainesville.

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  13. Castleberry
    April 15, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    This image works nicely with the topic of your previous post too – “his arrow is up”

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    • Mohammar
      April 15, 2011 at 2:12 PM

      “his arrow is up”

      Mine too. Has anybody seen Pixie? For some reason, she thinks mine is broken but it’s not. It’s just has a little quiver sometimes. She’s not returning my texts after that one night stand.

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  14. Mike
    April 15, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    The Agitator is one of the political blogs I enjoy checking daily.

    Senator, if it weren’t for your unfortunate alumni affilitation, we might have a lot in common

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  15. Bill
    April 15, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    Wow. Jeans with a built in sock holder. Leif Garrett and Sean Cassidy will order 10.

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  16. JasonC
    April 15, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I’m surprised Nike hasn’t snatched up the rights, put a swoosh on it and made it part of their college apparel. But then again, maybe they looked at florida’s coaches and realized it would actually be a worse idea than that sh!t they put on athletic staff’s in ’93-94.

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  17. H-Town Dawg
    April 16, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Profoundly disturbing images.

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