January 5, 2012 · 3:30 PM

Swingin’ for the fences

This would be funny if it weren’t so…

… ah, hell, who am I kidding here?  Those are hilarious.

We’re about to find out what kind of price tag a good defensive coordinator puts on taking a job with a sinking ship.

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29 responses to “Swingin’ for the fences”

  1. Go Dawgs!
    January 5, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    I sincerely hope that the offer to Chavis either came in person or over videoconference so that he could show his middle fingers to the Vols after the way he and the rest of that staff were shown the door by mental midget Mike Hamilton, who promptly ran Chavis’ alma mater into the ground.

  2. Brian Dawg
    January 5, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    I wonder if Willie two thumbs will get a call?

  3. stoopnagle
    January 5, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    Don’t we already know? $750k, right?

    Oh, wait, Mark Richt is still around.

    Nevermind.

    • Bevo
      January 5, 2012 at 6:17 PM

      I was thinking along the same lines… Similar statements could have been made around the time of the Grantham hire. But — thankfully — the reality is so different. Tennessee is so far off track and unstable it’s almost tragic.

      The job in Orange just keeps looking worse. And worse…

  4. Bard Parker
    January 5, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    Jeez SOD only makes 1.8 million. Wilcox was making 600k.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4938917

  5. William
    January 5, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    I actually heard they were in talks with Kevin Steele over at :We Just Got 70 Hung On Us!” Clempson.

  6. Willie Martinez
    January 5, 2012 at 4:44 PM

    Hey, I’m interested. Who do I call?

  7. 202dawg
    January 5, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    Wasn’t BFV with the Jags, then at GaSo before he went to then the Falcons?

  9. Ericdawg
    January 5, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    Out of topic but after all that has been said and done with, I am just glad I am not a Clemson fan.

    • UGLYDAWG
      January 5, 2012 at 8:36 PM

      There’s a lot of people disclaiming Clemson today. I’m telling you, orange is a disease. Clemson, Auburn, Tennessee, and Florida all make Georgia’s situation seem serene.

      • Macallanlover
        January 6, 2012 at 7:10 PM

        Don’t forget Tex-ass. they have screwed up a conference, a can’t miss program with locked in Top3 recruiting, and still Mr. February keeps his job.

    • stoopnagle
      January 6, 2012 at 12:05 PM

      It would be nice to be in this guy’s shoes come opening day in 2013:

  10. pantslesspatdye
    January 5, 2012 at 5:44 PM

    They should have kept Chuck Smith – best part of that staff last year

  11. No One Knows You're a Dawg
    January 5, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    Van Gorder may be available if the Falcons don’t beat the Giants this weekend.

    • Doug
      January 6, 2012 at 9:00 AM

      Even if he is, though, he’s made it pretty clear through a number of his career decisions that his ultimate goals lie in the NFL. Even if he did somehow get canned after this season (which I don’t think will happen), he’d take a position job at another NFL team before he got on board with the mess that’s currently happening in Knoxville.

  12. dawgtrain-2011
    January 5, 2012 at 6:22 PM

    Randy shannon 3 years @ 1 million / yr.

  13. Bright Idea
    January 5, 2012 at 6:49 PM

    Tommy Spangler was Derek’s DC at LaTech but UT brass would not let Dooley bring him so he remains at LaTech. I bet he would now turn them down.

  14. AusDawg85
    January 5, 2012 at 9:27 PM

    Jerry Sandusky has time, and could use the money. I here he’s good with kids….

    /too soon?