Florida Atlantic sells the naming rights for its stadium to a multi-national private prison corporation that describes itself as the “world’s leading provider of correctional, detention, and community reentry services.”
Shockingly, it’s getting pushback. I don’t know why. Personally, I think “Owlcatraz” kicks ass.
I bet their no pass-out policy’s a bitch, though.
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You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried.
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“leading provider of correctional, detention, and community reentry services.”
Thought that was Alabama State’s business model?
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Spiders!!!!!!
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Owlshit!!!!!
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If “Owlcatraz” survives shocking pushback, first thing: lock up Rice for inaugural kick-off classic home game. Half-time show: Clint talks to empty electric chair trucked down from Florida State Prison in Starke. MOB wanders around.
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Does this mean FA will have a whole tesm of lockdown defenders?
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Not only that, the shutdown corners think they spend too much time in solitary while the defensive ends show uncanny self-preservation skillz because they don’t stand around stiff-legged, which according to OBC is a good thing, especially during the post-practice hose and soap hygiene sessions. On the intellectual side of the ball, the chain gang guards are sawed-off and offensive, the ends are high and tight, the quarterbacks are small but slow and the tailbacks, flankers and slot-receivers run for their lives . Go Owl!
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OwlBCNU in all the old familiar places.
If we win the 3rd one in a row someone paste an R over the N in Everbank Field sign at WLOCP, please.
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Runner-up to Owlcatraz?
http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/8306.html
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and Kennesaw State thought they were big time with the Hooters stadium thing. pow3d, suckers!!!!
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pown3d. Sheesh.
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Holy cow, I thought it was Batman or Harry Carry
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Perhaps Georgia Tech should consider letting a prison corporation name their stadium since most prisons in America are full on a regular basis…
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Maybe they could help Paul keep his verbal recruits home.
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