September 9, 2013 · 11:23 AM

Header of the day

I’m not sure what this says about college football, but it’s probably not complimentary.

As much as I’m looking forward to hearing the dulcet tones of Uncle Verne again, I’m really starting to dread the coverage of the ‘Bama-TAMU game.

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Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, WOAH! It's Johnny Football!

19 responses to “Header of the day”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    September 9, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    Will the cam be on Johnny in the Johnny?

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  2. Debby Balcer
    September 9, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    If I was A&M I would no want that distraction. His ego is already too big, they should refuse, it should be about the team not Johnny.

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  3. Parrish Walton (@ParrishWalton)
    September 9, 2013 at 12:00 PM

    Wife and I are doing a date night Saturday. I won’t see much, if any of this game, and I’m thrilled. I can’t handle the media frenzy.

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    • Silver Creek Dawg
      September 9, 2013 at 2:52 PM

      I’m taking the family to Gulf Shores on Saturday. I won’t get to watch, but might have to listen to the dulcet tones of one Eli Gold along the way…

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  4. Normaltown Mike
    September 9, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    Shall the drinking game be # of times “Manning Camp” is said or “Johnny Football”?

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  5. Dog in Fla
    September 9, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    The only way the gif’s from the Johnny Cam broadcast could get any better is if MnM and AJ’s Mom and his girlfriend could be in College Station with Verne and Gary

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  6. Tybee Island Dawg
    September 9, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    Hey, where was this camera when he was being compensated for signing his autograph?

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  7. HVL Dawg
    September 9, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    This is terrific. That boy is a walking car crash. This is like putting crack cocaine in front of a junkie. With a camera trained on him the whole time we are bound to see Johnny do something embarrassing. It’s not fair to Johnny, but I’ll enjoy it anyway.

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    • uglydawg
      September 9, 2013 at 2:31 PM

      “Here’s JM puttin on his helmet”, “Here’s JM talking to the coach”, Here’s JM drinking a cup of gatoraid”, “Heeeerrrre’s Johnny “…
      I’m not really looking forward to seeing him taking a leak or picking his nose, but it may come to that.

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  8. ericdawg
    September 9, 2013 at 9:35 PM

    Any big star can point some obscene finger to the camera crew after losing a game and say ” Screw you world” LOL

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  9. Coastal Dawg
    September 9, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    Can I trademark, “Johnny Asshole?”

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  10. Skeptic Dawg's Better Half Relative
    September 10, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    Will more fans yack this weekend because of the Johnny Cam / Uncle Vern swooning over him or because of too much bourbon?

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