This is awesome. How awesome? Put it this way: it starts with this…
… and gets better.
BEST CASE / WORST CASE
BY THACKTOR
BEST CASE
Win. Any kind of win. A win is the best case scenario here. Winning. Winning the game against Alabama, to be specific. I do not care if it’s 2-0. Win. The. Game.
Oh, and Saban shuns UT’s money and goes to USC. He forcibly TAKES Lane Kiffin’s job before USC gets a chance to fire him. Distraught, Alabama hires Mack Brown and Texas hires Kiffin. I sleep soundly.
WORST CASE
There’s an immovable Bama fan in my seat and they have purchased all of the concessions. I am forced to taze this individual and, in doing so, am forcibly removed from the Hate Barn by security.
The Big 12 doesn’t deserve a fan base this inspired, damn it.
Get The Picture 
You can’t drink all day, if you don’t start in the morning…
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No…It’s, “If you are gonna drink all day….you must get started early.”
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The artwork meets and exceeds the LSU Freek standard. The copy is too coherent for EDSBS.
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Dee Dee Bonner does not like this
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I think the new kids are gonna be alright.
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That was the best. Article. Evah!. The Darth Vader uniform thing is ‘teh awesome! This guy should be a regular om edsbs!
Is Grantham a biter?
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This is funny but the funniest thing is that I keep seeing Saban’s name mentioned for the Texas and USC jobs. Wishful thinking at it’s most extreme.
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No kidding…That little Nicky is home for good. Ain’t nothin better than coaching Alabama when you are on top.
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Pat Haden is already trying to seduce him with records from his playing days
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Little Nicky cannot be seduced. Ask his wife.
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Has she ever competed against a blonde before?
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Something tells me that the lure of Hollywoodland would have a very strong appeal to Nick Saban.
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Has he ever been out west? He has property on this side. Not sure if he gives a shit though.
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It’s a magical place
http://www.beachwoodcanyon.org/HISTORY.htm
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She is really not a part of the CF scene. Nicky can be distracted. He loves a challenge. You have to let him be the hunter. Men love that sugar honey iced tea. IMPORTANT men love the chase. Catch me if you can….NOT>>
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That was a fun. damn. read.
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What…the…#*$%?
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Even if you’re not a aTm fan, that’s inspirational. I want more.
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which one is manziel?
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The Money Badger
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Would really like to see Alabama switch to the uniforms featuring the McCarron chest tattoo. That’s awesome.
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That was the bomb. Even better than when Lost Angeles was on his game. The faux comments are great and so true. I’m actually excited to watch now. Go Johnny Damn Football!
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I’m pulling for Bama. I want another crack at them in the Dome. Would particularly like for Aaron Murray to get a shot at beating McCarron after McCarron’s cocky comments. Must be nice to have pro backs, pro line, and pro defense around you AJ. Way to hit the wide open PA, you game breaker you.
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