I ain’t drunk. I’m just watching a football game.

Texas is about to go there.

I do like this aside:

The bigger concerns surround post-game drunk driving and the possibility for high levels of intoxication, especially at football games, where some sections of the stadium are known for having a consistently high level of intoxicated fans who are disruptive and have to leave the game, some times because they need medical attention.

If they’re intoxicated when they get there…


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9 responses to “I ain’t drunk. I’m just watching a football game.


    Can I slide by? I gotta take a leak.


  2. AusDawg85

    It’s a conspiracy to justify building a light rail system, funded by DUI tickets.


  3. Rp

    Looks like the rest of CFB will have a good test case to see what effect the sales have on stadium behavior. Help us out UT fans! If ya’ll behave, maybe they’ll let the rest of us drink too.


  4. Cojones

    Upon leaving Sanford, fans were asked if they wanted beer sales at the game; to which one bleery-eyed sojourner replied:
    “‘Scuse me. Some theople pink I’m under the alcofluence of incohol. Cow shit I care if beer’s ‘erserved? Ass’ole Mac! “.


  5. Ben

    Isn’t Texas one of the states where you can also carry a loaded firearm into a stadium? That’ll work out well.


  6. Hobnail_Boot

    It already takes 20 minutes to get a Coke at Sanford. I don’t want to think about how long I’d have to wait to pay 8 bucks for a Budweiser.