I do like this aside:
The bigger concerns surround post-game drunk driving and the possibility for high levels of intoxication, especially at football games, where some sections of the stadium are known for having a consistently high level of intoxicated fans who are disruptive and have to leave the game, some times because they need medical attention.
If they’re intoxicated when they get there…
Get The Picture 
Can I slide by? I gotta take a leak.
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It’s a conspiracy to justify building a light rail system, funded by DUI tickets.
#austinwantstobeportland
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Well sir, there’s nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail.
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Is there a chance the track could bend?
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Looks like the rest of CFB will have a good test case to see what effect the sales have on stadium behavior. Help us out UT fans! If ya’ll behave, maybe they’ll let the rest of us drink too.
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Upon leaving Sanford, fans were asked if they wanted beer sales at the game; to which one bleery-eyed sojourner replied:
“‘Scuse me. Some theople pink I’m under the alcofluence of incohol. Cow shit I care if beer’s ‘erserved? Ass’ole Mac! “.
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Isn’t Texas one of the states where you can also carry a loaded firearm into a stadium? That’ll work out well.
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It already takes 20 minutes to get a Coke at Sanford. I don’t want to think about how long I’d have to wait to pay 8 bucks for a Budweiser.
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