His mind perhaps distracted by the size of Donald Trump’s penis, Marco Rubio goes for broke and elects to disregard the Dawgnation vote in Georgia.
Dude.
His mind perhaps distracted by the size of Donald Trump’s penis, Marco Rubio goes for broke and elects to disregard the Dawgnation vote in Georgia.
Rubio in hot water: "They keep calling it the SEC primary. There’s some ACC schools in there. This is a Georgia Tech town, right?" #gapol
— Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) February 29, 2016
Dude.
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“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
As if Rubio didn’t have enough against him, now he’s an honorary Techie. Yep, he’ll lose.
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Wasn’t it just last week he was talking up how big a Gator fan he was? I think the only way he could further lose the state is to cap it with “I think they play better football up north.”
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That’s almost as bad as Fiorina’s rooting-for-Iowa-in-the-Rose-Bowl pander. Even Georgia Tech fans don’t think Atlanta is a Georgia Tech town.
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This is the lamest election in U.S. history. The presidential bar has been lowered to such an extent that I’m surprised Joe the Plumber or Shelia Jackson Lee isn’t leading the polls.
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Right after that embarrassing GOP debate last week, which basically was a two hour, 6th grade playground name calling fest, a conservative friend of mine texted me and said that, unless a miracle happens and Kasich get the nominee, he’s either voting for Hillary (if Trump wins) or not voting at all. I’m right there with him, sadly.
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I think I am there as well. I am a moderate and do not like the extreme on either side. 3 people I absolutely will not vote for – Trump, Cruz and Sanders. Id hate to vote for Rubio but might do it (he is pretty much a republican Obama). And of course there is Hillary… ugh…. come on Kasich !!!
If it ends up being a Trump/Cruz vs. Sanders election then I am going to petition the queen that we go back under the crown because its obvious we are now too stupid to govern ourselves.
Where is Colin Powell when you need him…. ok I don’t know enough about his specific politics but from what I do know he would be better than anyone on the current list.
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While I am on a rant… what ever happened to negotiating and moving the country forward ? Neither party got everything they wanted, but each got some and we were able to move forward. Now its “I get everything I want/demand or I will shut the government down, oppose everything you do, take my ball and go home”
I feel sorry for our kids…..
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A-freakin’-men! Got a call this week asking who I was voting for, and I literally could not think of any person, on either side, that I’d want for president. I’ve always maintained that the office was such that pretty much nobody could screw up the country too badly. I think my theory will be sorely tested in the coming years.
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The problem is the people that would make a good POTUS have zero desire to run. Who wants to be put through the nasty ringer that passes for politics these days ? So, we get left with the dregs….
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Probably not a good year to be planting suggestions like that in people’s minds, man.
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Haha, you are right… but the scary thing is – they might actually be better than whats out there now !
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U.S. Congresswoman Corrine Brown for PRESIDENT
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Hey, that’s my bae you’re talking about! I once made sweet sweet love to Corrine Brown.
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What about our esteemed Georgia Representative the Island of Guam will tip over Hank Johnson?
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What do you think about the triple option as an election strategy?
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I would like to have one decent option.
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Actually, that is quite a fitting remark from Rubio. After all, he: chokes on the main stage or during big moments; sweats profusely all the time (similar to when a GT student/alum encounters a female); wears shoe lifts to make him appear taller; and constantly is chugging bottled water (a favorite tailgate beverage of techies, along with its clear liquid cousin…Zima).
Suffice to say those comments don’t surprise me in the slightest.
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Anxiety, dry mouth, and excessive sweating are also signs of Amphetamine abuse.
On an unrelated note:
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This^
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Awesome 3rd… I fell out of my chair when I got to the “GT alum” part of your post…
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Rubio is a f’ing Gator, nuf said.
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In addition to this stupid comment by Rubio, he’s a Gaytor, I believe.
Count me in for not voting. Sad that this is the best our country has to offer….on both sides.
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Marco holds two degrees…one from U Florida and the other from U Miami law school…geez, another Gator…
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Bloomberg!
Of course if he doesn’t like big sodas he may not like the health effects of football either.
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The lack of any type of leader from both sides is disheartening. But to mistake a nerd for SEC??
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You can search the entire Earth and you won’t find a Georgia Tech town. Maybe there is one in another galaxy.
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I’m pretty sure there’s on in Honduras.
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Or Pakistan
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In a galaxy far, far away….
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Pretty sure Mumbai is a Georgia Tech town.
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Tbilisi is most definitely a Georgian Tech town.
http://gtu.ge/Eng/
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Nope. Been there and didn’t see a single Tech fan.
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Let’s dispel with this fiction that Paul Johnson doesn’t know what he’s doing, he knows exactly what he’s doing.
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I saw what you did there. / claps
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Trump….no Hillary fo me….would rather have Bill again than her.
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My hope is if we get Hillary, we get Bill behind the scenes…. its our only hope.
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Bill behind Hillary? He has been behind a lot of women, but he was ever behind Hillary, it was a long long time ago. She prefers to swing the other way. Ask her confidant Huma Aberdin.
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Rubio ended his stump speech with “Thank You, Michigan!”
…in Minneapolis.
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“We been on the road for 15 months….we’ve been in 57 states with 1 left to go.”
BO
Didn’t seem to hurt his campaign. 😉
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It worked for Biden, too.
http://www.businessinsider.com/joe-biden-confuses-north-carolina-virginia-2012-8
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Icht ben ein engineer. Mr. Johnson, tear down that wall.
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Ignorant goofball
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Read an interesting article this evening about Trump using Perdue’s campaign as a model, started talking to him 2 years ago.
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He must be saving the Canadian Tuxedo for the general.
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Here is how the conversation between Rubio and Trump should go:
Rubio – Look at his stubby fingers, you know what they say…
Trump – Oh, so now I have a small penis
Rubio – Yes you have a small penis
Trump – OK sure, it is small, but it goes in her…(looking at his hot wife)
TRUMP WINS!
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I’m just gonna leave this here: https://www.garyjohnson2016.com/
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So disgusted, I wrote-in our own Senator Blutarsky. So don’t be surprised when Anderson Cooper calls you later tonight.
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