If they gave out Darwin Awards for crime, this would win.

There are no words.

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12 responses to “If they gave out Darwin Awards for crime, this would win.

  1. Granthams replacement

    Mudcat’s 2nd cousin

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  2. hassan

    awesome on so many levels….

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  3. CB

    Give me a mile and I’m taking an inch

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  4. Tommy

    Over/under on the value of the attempted heist relative to the value of the gift card? I’m taking the under.

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  5. AusDawg85

    Jameis Winston laughs at this while sucking on some fresh crab legs.

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  6. As my wife used to say regarding some of her clients. The jails are not full of super sharp people.

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  7. Nashville West

    “You can’t fix stupid” – Ron White

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  8. Reipar

    This is so ridiculous that I want to check snopes to see if it is true.

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  9. Paul

    The only thing more amazing than the monumental stupidity on display is how often similar events occur. And they seem to happen everywhere. Whether it’s recruits or guys already on scholarship, whole bunches of them seem to have no conscience when it comes to theft. It makes me wonder how often they actually get away with it.

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  10. Doug

    Mark Richt has lost control of Arka[yanked violently off stage]

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