March 1, 2017 · 2:26 PM

This time it’s for real.

I love the way the court system keeps pretending Harvey Updyke gives a shit about repaying his almost $800,000 in restitution fees.  It’s so cute!

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11 responses to “This time it’s for real.”

  1. Twistification
    March 1, 2017 at 2:35 PM

    Awesome, so if he holds on to a payment of something around $200.00 a month, he’ll have that sucker paid off in around 300 years.

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  2. AusDawg85
    March 1, 2017 at 2:38 PM

    How much taxpayer money has been wasted on prosecuting this guy? I’d think the citizens of Alabama would rather see him deported.

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  3. Hogbody Spradlin
    March 1, 2017 at 6:08 PM

    At $200 per month, no interest, it’ll take about 330 years.

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  4. waterloodawg
    March 1, 2017 at 7:50 PM

    Yea, buts that’s in Alabama money. That’s what $850 in US greenbacks?

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  5. 81Dog
    March 1, 2017 at 8:43 PM

    If the NCAA had been responsible for prosecuting Harvey, he probably would have been found not to have done anything wrong. Maybe an improper phone call to Finebaum, max.

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  6. SemperFiDawg
    March 2, 2017 at 7:07 AM

    Dang! Heart issues, head injury, flooding? It’s almost as if God is taking vengeance for Auburn. Perish the thought.

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  7. eethomaswfnc
    March 2, 2017 at 7:50 AM

    I don’t think Auburn people care if he pays restitution. I think they probably would have preferred to having him barred from ever attending another Bama sporting event held in the state.

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    • Uglydawg
      March 2, 2017 at 8:23 PM

      He’s stupid but not stupid enough to show up at an Auburn sporting event…(is he?). I think his punishment should be HAVING to attend Auburn sporting events, pep rallies, classes and watering holes.

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