June 1, 2022 · 6:30 AM

Meanwhile, at the grownups table…

Hands down, the silliest thing to emerge from yesterday’s Spring Meetings session:

How first grade.  It’s like Sankey wanted to make sure Jimbo and Saban didn’t start pinching each other under the table.

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16 responses to “Meanwhile, at the grownups table…”

  1. Dawgfan1995
    June 1, 2022 at 6:54 AM

    Looks like Jimbo got put into timeout until he can play nicely with the rest of his coach class.

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  2. pdawg30577
    June 1, 2022 at 7:17 AM

    I just hope their eyes don’t get stuck side-eyeing one another.

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  3. akascuba
    June 1, 2022 at 7:19 AM

    Looks like A&M bought Jimbo a special seat. Could it be to discuss how nice your new SEC head quarters could be in College Station?

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  4. Anon
    June 1, 2022 at 7:29 AM

    To be fair. It is Jimbos year to chair the SECs head coaches committee. I’m sure that is why. Read that yesterday someplace. Can’t remember where

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  5. Gaskilldawg
    June 1, 2022 at 7:38 AM

    The coaches are sitting alphabetically by school. If Jim or coached at Arkansas he would have been next to Saban.

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  6. Sanford222view
    June 1, 2022 at 7:40 AM

    Lane has the best seat to watch what transpires…lol.

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  7. cowetadawg
    June 1, 2022 at 7:42 AM

    Bold move seating the Pirate next to the Laner.

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  8. mddawg
    June 1, 2022 at 7:49 AM

    Looks like it’s alphabetical going counter-clockwise starting with Saban. Alabama, Arkansas, Auburn, etc., all the way up through Tennessee. Then some SEC bureaucrats (I’m guessing), then Sankey and Fischer.

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  9. Geezus
    June 1, 2022 at 8:16 AM

    I think Pittman should’ve gotten an end seat – he’s a big dude.

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  10. Ran A
    June 1, 2022 at 8:21 AM

    Oh good Lord. Put them in alphabetical order and be done with it.

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  11. 123 Fake St
    June 1, 2022 at 10:13 AM

    Ted Lasso would have sat them at the same table, gotten them drunk, and told them to hash it out.

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  12. TripleB
    June 1, 2022 at 10:43 AM

    I thought Saban was supposed to be at the head of the table with the other SEC bosses. Maybe he got demoted too?

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  13. Derek
    June 1, 2022 at 10:55 AM

    Its alpha order beginning at Alabama and going counter-clockwise.

    Jumbo was not in alpha order because:

    “Well, Jimbo is our chair – it’s a rotating chair, so he was very engaged,” Sankey said

    Had Jimbo been placed in alpha order he’d have been between Heupel and Lea and further away from Saban.

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  14. timberridgedawg
    June 1, 2022 at 12:50 PM

    Drink, Leach, and Lane in the corner right across from Dad/Sankey to keep them from farting and disrupting the class talking and laughing.

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