June 11, 2022 · 9:09 AM

Five-star hearts in Gainesville

I have no idea what this is all about, except it appears to be some next level Booch-type motivational nonsense.

But I am looking forward to seeing the Legendary Finish to Brenton Cox’ college career.

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32 responses to “Five-star hearts in Gainesville”

  1. Rameses II
    June 11, 2022 at 9:17 AM

    But I am looking forward to seeing the Legendary Finish to Brenton Cox’ career.

    FTFY

    Liked by 5 people

  2. frozendawg
    June 11, 2022 at 9:23 AM

    They may want to reevaluate the Legendary Finish finalists…one is known for loafing and NOT finishing

    Liked by 8 people

  3. realitycheckhere
    June 11, 2022 at 9:29 AM

    Who is Brenton Cox?

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Ran A
    June 11, 2022 at 9:44 AM

    If he wins – then this is just part of the process. If he loses, then their is a certain guy that coached another team in Orange that still hears about “Champions in Life” that he’ll be tied to.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. dudemankind
    June 11, 2022 at 9:45 AM

    This is some high school senior year nonsense. Where is Class Clown and Most Friendly at.

    Liked by 7 people

    • Jared S.
      June 12, 2022 at 7:55 AM

      Totally random aside:

      I believe these are often called “superlatives.”

      I attended a small private school as a sophomore and won “Best School Spirit”, out of something like 120 students in the high school (10th-12th grades). Go me!

      My brother was in Junior High (7th-9th) the same year and won 8 of the 10 superlative categories (by popular student vote) but was told by administration he had to choose only two, as it wasn’t fair for him to win 80% of them.

      Ha. Even as a 14-year old it struck me funny, in an environment where most of the adults bemoaned “participation trophies” and “wealth redistribution”, they practiced socialism when it mean appeasing parents who paid tuition and made donations.

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  6. archiecreek
    June 11, 2022 at 9:50 AM

    Is any ditch lizard named “most likely to succeed?”
    Anyone???
    Bueler??

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  7. RangerRuss
    June 11, 2022 at 9:57 AM

    Of course it has become a cliche. Even I’ve grown weary of typing it. But c’mon man. Those shitheads make it so I got to say
    Fuck those motherfuckers.

    Liked by 13 people

  9. stoopnagle
    June 11, 2022 at 10:00 AM

    Leave No Doubt? I feel like I’ve seen that before? Oh! Yeah, I have:

    Liked by 7 people

  10. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)
    June 11, 2022 at 10:08 AM

    #FTMF

    Liked by 3 people

  11. Russ
    June 11, 2022 at 11:41 AM

    Damn, I’m almost embarrassed for them.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. uga97
    June 11, 2022 at 11:55 AM

    I’ll share my 2 cents…this is a haphazard, throw-swampmuck-at-the-wall-see-what-sticks, jort attempt to try to find their team identity. Best of luck to the turds social media dept.

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  13. Clayton Joiner
    June 11, 2022 at 1:50 PM

    Bootch or 404… not sure who he got this golden idea from smh

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  14. practicaldawg
    June 11, 2022 at 3:00 PM

    Sounds like every recruit is guaranteed a daily trophy in Napier’s program. We’ll see how that translates to getting hit in the mouth on the field.

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  15. 81Dog
    June 11, 2022 at 8:03 PM

    When you stop and think about it, they really didn’t leave any doubt in Jacksonville. 🙂 So, I think they deserve some credit for sticking to the narrative.

    FTMF

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  16. Doug Gillett
    June 12, 2022 at 11:30 AM

    Man, those are some vague, inscrutable categories. It’s like Napier went to the Successories website and copied down the first nine phrases he saw.

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  17. kevinsauer
    June 13, 2022 at 9:03 AM

    “gRaPhIc DeSiGn Is mY paSsIon”

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