To the news that 247Sports projects a Florida wideout as a Georgia commit comes this reaction:
Dogshit! It’s not worth wasting time posting stats as a rebuttal to that. Of course, we all know that Florida’s offense is going to be electric this season.
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“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
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Rent free!
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SMDH.
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Even a broken clock though…”Best recruiters in the business and they have a lot to sell. If you’re impressed with their QB and receivers room I encourage you to check out their TE room. May be the best ever.”
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Those seven wins will be so fun to watch
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Fuck those mother fuckers!
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Somebody needed to say it.
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Do they still think it’s the 90s or the late 00s? Kirby lives rent-free in their heads because their heads are totally empty.
Go back to your trailer for some more meth, Handbags.
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They have become us and we have become them… They are getting so butt-hurt over there that they are beginning to sound like Auburn.
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I like the way one of them pointed out that our ‘best WR’ left (Burton) even after winning a natty, because he was ‘underutilized’. I would love for someone to point out, he was underutilized because he was hurt most of the season and standing on the sideline. Mitchell and BB was our top receivers and they did just fine.
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At least they seem to have already taken to heart that they can no longer use the “1980” canard, so “dogshit offense” it is; guess we’ll have to disabuse them of that notion too by, say, the middle of the third quarter in Jacksonville!
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I can forgive a Gator for thinking Georgia doesn’t have much of an offense, we really haven’t had to use much of it to beat them.
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“…by, say, the middle of the third quarter in Jacksonville!”
Why wait that long???
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Yeah, we sucked.
https://www.secsports.com/statistics/football/player/passing/collegeQuarterbackRating
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Ah. From this chart I see the qualifications for winning the Heisman are putting up Mountain West Conference passing numbers and not actually being the best player in college football
Got it.
33-18
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https://www.secsports.com/statistics/football/team/total
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More suckage
https://www.secsports.com/statistics/football/player/passing/yardsPerPassAttempt
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UF did beat us here.
https://www.secsports.com/statistics/football/player/passing/interceptions
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And Gary Danielson says “uh-oh!”
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We live in their minds! Which is a glorious thing. FTMF
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“We live in their minds!”
Indeed! Slum living at it’s best!
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Except it’s a pretty small space to live in.
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Go Utes!
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Don’t get stuck in Georgia’s crappy passing offense! Come to Florida, where even the Samford game could turn into an insane shootout!
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Florida’s offense is going to be electric this season, worthy of the electric chair for immediate execution…#FTMF
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Florida’s best offense in the past decade-plus was a big lumbering oaf of a quarterback throwing to a slash tight end. It’s possible that they just don’t remember what good offense looks like.
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“Watching Tim Tebow trying to complete a forward pass is like watching a rhinoceros trying to fuck a washing machine.” Matt Taibbi
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#FTMF
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Simply FTMF.
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GA’s offense is like the guy winning a turkey in the peter contest..
I am sure you know the rest.
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Awww, you ugly jort wearing, slacked jawed, mouth breathing, sacks of Hogtown trash…Swampass 24/7 can lick the undercarriage of an old sweaty junkyard Dawg. Football greatness has left you folks way behind, accept it and move on…there’s always field hockey or softball for you losers…keep, UGA out of yo mfing mouth!!!! Get jiggy with that.
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My compliments, Fdawg! Sheer poetry! An elegant recitation of a love that should ever die.
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Dang son! Thought I was reading a little Ranger Russ there!
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I knew by the headline this was going to be deserving of a “ Bless their hearts” comment, but now I realize they don’t deserve any blessings. FTMF
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I couldn’t read his comment due to the tremendous glare from this well-polished national championship trophy.
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Napier’s vanilla, run-first offense is really gonna light up SEC scoreboards
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