The Arkansas soap opera is almost too easy to mock. Here’s what the Nuttster had to say about all that transfer talk from his freshmen (or at least their parents):
“I asked them all to go ahead and get out if they’re not happy. Get out now — don’t take advantage of me with the (Capital One) Bowl,” Nutt said. “We’ve got too many Magic Kingdom rides, we have too many other things to do.”
You can’t make this stuff up. I’m not sure you’d even want to.