Stewart Mandel channels his inner Bill Clinton:
… First, a clarification, one I probably should have made clear last week. These [Ed. note – link added.] are not bowl predictions. Contrary to what many of you apparently believed (judging by my e-mails), by no means am I attempting to predict the result of every remaining game the rest of the season.
These projections are merely meant for you to get a sense of what teams would be playing where if the season ended today…
Stupid readers…
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Senator, how about re-visiting your key SEC statistical categories that you stopped keeping track of about 4 wins ago? I’d be interested particularly given the suffering of UK and Steve Spurrier in all statistical categories lately.
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I thought about it, but I’m a little superstitious about reinstating that series right now. Georgia hasn’t lost since I stopped running it.
Sure, everybody thinks it’s due to Moreno, but I’m not taking any chances. 😉
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Your point is well taken. This year I have no superstitions. I purposely threw all the old lucky game day shirts, rituals, etc., out the window this year. In fact, I almost put on my old red and black Brooks running shoes that I wore to Tuscaloosa and Jacksonville (but did not wear to the Steve Spurrier game or to Knoxville) last Saturday, but I purposely left them at home. So the question becomes…is it superstitious to make sure you are not being superstitious?!
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senator,
how might i contact you. i would gladly pay to have a little sidebar on your site where i could sell some dawg related items?
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