Number one, number one.

It suddenly dawned on me after reading this post of Doc Saturday’s that if Tommy Tuberville finds himself with too much time on his hands this year, he could rent himself out as a “mythical national champ” consultant to programs that didn’t play in the BCS title game but think they have a claim to the #1 slot.  After all, the man’s got experience.

He can show ’em how to throw a parade.

Toilet paper is optional. Unless you're on the Plains, of course.

He can help with jewelry design, too.

From the looks of things, he could have a fair amount of business this off season.