You can’t make this shit up… literally:
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Here’s hoping he’s constipated in Jacksonville. I’ll root for regularity the rest of the season.
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Just….damn.
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Adds new meaning to the phrase “Go Gators!” now doesn’t it?
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I think they can all get behind this.
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That’s got to be one huge DOODOO “When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything”
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“I doodoo, and then I listen to Katy Perry”
Who doesn’t want that? 🙂
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I’m thinking “Doodoo and Katy Perry” has potential as a Lexicon entry.
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It could be the “Quote of the Day” as well.
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Yes. Please. Make it the Quote of the Day…or Year.
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Q: What’s your most embarrassing moment on the field?
A: I was running, I was gonna score a touchdown and then some kid came behind me and grabbed my pants down, and my pants came down, so it was pretty embarrassing. I think I turned red a little bit. My booty was out, it was pretty embarrassing.
I guess he did not get to doodoo that game and was not as light on his feet…therefore he was caught from behind.
The news from Gator land has been very entertaining lately to say the least.
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Perfect pregame ritual. Making other Gator fans
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The phrase “No comment” is way under utilized in this day and age.
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I’m still belly laughing at this doodoo a day later.
“I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.”
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What thoroughbred doesn’t shit like a racehorse before the big game? All my quarterhorses do.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit%20like%20a%20racehorse
And then, of course, to relive the exquisite experience, JJ listens to some sounds from Katy
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Get that shit out of here.
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What 17- or 18-year-old uses the word “doodoo?”
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Listening to Katy Perry always makes me doodoo.
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Well, Katy Perry’s music does remind me of a pile of shit. So it kind of makes sense.
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Gay-Turds
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Full of shit as a fu gator comes to mind.
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Get this man some cheese before the Cocktail Party.
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Someone needs to put up a plaque next to “The Promise Speech” in honor of this. Call it “The Ritual.”
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Texas Dawg….Coach this poor, disadvantaged youth up please!
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That is priceless.
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Hoe. Lee. Crap.
Dang brother, I don’t believe I’d a told that one.
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I guess this confirms the speculation that Story will be lined up as a Skat-back in Weis’ offensive scheme.
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+1
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He uses the term doo doo because the only other word he can use to describe that bodily function is profane. What a doo doo head.
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Famous pre-game rituals around college football:
Cadets and Midshipmen march into stadium;
War Eagle flies around stadium;
Ralphie the buffalo runs onto field;
Touching Howard’s rock at Clemson; and
Taking a doodoo and listening to Katy Perry.
Yep, football started in 1990 alright.
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So, what he’s trying to say is…..He’s full of crap.
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The young man IS fast as shit. So his routine makes sense, from that perspective
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Laughed so hard I doo-doo’ed my pants!
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Classic!
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If Tennessee works this into their speed drills then I reckon they will have to revisit that whole hand washing/personal hygiene issue again.
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Damn Juan, you stole my thunder.
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Ja’Juan. Sorry, I missed a stutter.
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Question: What’s the state bird of Florida?
Answer: The blue and orange DooDoo Bird.
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