… so it must be true.

My friends, even Craig James is not immune from the awesome power of the Intertubes (h/t MaconDawg):

Anyway. James has taken to the Twitter and Facebook to more or less address the fact he in no way killed five hookers while he was at SMU. Well, he sort of touches on it, actually, linking to this piece posted yesterday about how James is the victim of a “Google Bomb.” Tweets James, or whoever it is he pays to do his tweeting: “They’re a headache, but they won’t slow down this campaign.”

The next time somebody tells you that what appears in a message thread can’t affect recruiting, just nod, smile knowingly and say “that’s what Craig James thought, too.”

20 Comments

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20 responses to “… so it must be true.

  1. SCDawg

    Remember the Five!!

  2. Debby Balcer

    So true people need to think before they post something and realize others who want to hurt someone can take something out of context and blow it into something big. It is amazing the amount of obvious hoaxes that people pass on as real. We need to relearn thinking skills in this society.

  3. “The next time somebody tells you that what appears in a message thread can’t affect recruiting, just nod, smile knowingly and say “that’s what Craig James thought, too.””

    Name a single one it mattered to?

  4. ScooBoo

    Hell, if killing 5 hookers doesn’t slow you down, a few tweets damn sure won’t.

  5. Dog in Fla

    ”Ramzy Nasrallah wrote:
    2 days ago
    However virtuous the intentions
    Or noble the cause
    Out of Texas rises a Phoenix
    Keeping America prosperous
    Even in times of strife
    Remembering what made us great
    Keeping a promise for our children
    Instead of taking their future away
    Liberals need a challenger
    Living for today and fighting for us
    ESPN has given Texas back its son
    Republican Craig James for Senate”

    That’s awesome.
    Santorum would happily trade places with Craig.

  6. Smitty

    “When they are dead they are just hookers”

  7. Scott W.

    Someone may have saved the good people of Texas and doomed all of us who watch college football.

  8. Hogbody Spradlin

    There’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that my distinguished opponent in this election fornicates with sheep! Totally false I tell you. Nobody in my campaign ever, ever circulated that scurillious story, based on a shabbily researched newspaper article from 5 years ago, that my opponent fornicates with sheep! I don’t care how many times it’s repeated, I know of nothing that comfirms the story that my opponent fornicates with sheep!

    Vote for Hogbody!

  9. AusDawg85

    Mike Bobo…Greatest OC on the planet. You are guaranteed a top NFL contract if you are even on his scout team. Come to UGA!!

    /doing my part to help recruiting…

  10. Skeeter

    After killing each prostitute James brought the body home to his family and they slept with it that night to be closer to him, as Santorum laid out in his prophecies.

  11. Noonan

    I am so tired of people spreading the completely false rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU.

  12. KennyT

    Brilliant but Ramzy should be careful – James and his people don’t mess around. They will pirate Ramzy away on a swift boat of Texas justice and his status as a OSU blogger will be gone faster than Pony Express circa 1982.

    Hey I’ve used circa in comments twice today.

  13. JaxDawg

    That crashing sound you hear is the Auburn football program. All in bitches.

  14. Russ

    It just can’t be true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Could it?

  15. fetch

    Does anyone know who dropped the bomb that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU? Does he have specific knowledge that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU or is this just rumor? Because if CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU someone should look into it. Those hookers have families that probably need closure, so if someone knows that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU they need to come forward. But if the meme CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU is just fictitious, then I say Bravo!