This is simply too good to resist.
Let ‘er rip in the comments section.
“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
Cecil found the bag!
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You win.
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After the NCAA announced that Auburn was in the clear: “We got away with it!”
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Cecil found my teeth!
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We got the delivery of the pre-paid Visa cards.
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Trooper, you never have to tuck your shirtail in as long as I am head coach here. All in, baby!
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TT, you can wear your hat backwards as long as I’m here!
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Thanks for the coffee, home boy.
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$200,000 going once…twice…sold!!
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UGA’s are still pissed we won the crystal!
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UGA’s are still pissed we
wonbought the crystal!Fixed that for you.
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Seriously, you guys cheated and got away with it. They only people who are stupid enough to think otherwise are Auburn fans and the NCAA. There is not another school or fanbase in the country who believes you deserve that trophy. Now go away.
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The NCAA knows it too, only the AubieCanes are too dumb to figure out what happened, of course, in Trooper they believe. The only good think to come out of 2010 is the whole nation now knows they are the new SMU and Miami in CFB. Their faux title gets put in the same trophy case with Barry Bonds’ record. Might have well taken that $180K and bought 6 of those crystal balls, same level of respect, more tee shirts to sell.
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The problem is, however, the AubieCanes DO have a crystal football and haven’t been stripped of the BCS title, the SEC Championship or all the games they won with a player they bought and paid for. Hell, the bastard even got the Heisman. Cheatin’ works, unfortunately. That’s why cheaters do it.
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Both Emmert and Slive’s lack of action is a black mark against all of CFB. I said then, and still feel, ignoring the obvious violation by not enforcing the rule has undermined future punishments from these two bodies. You cannot selectively enforce rules and maintain respect.
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They aren’t after respect but money. Something they’ve made abundantly clear.
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Agreed, Mac. Plus, before it is all over this may result in a mass exodus of D-IA teams (at least the ones that matter) from the NCAA into another organization. One can only hope. It would certainly serve the NCAA right if that happened. As for the SEC I have long said we should throw the cheaters out and reform the conference with teams that do not cheat.
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Don’t know about that. Sounds eerily familiar, like some trade school on North Av.
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Troop, my bookie came through after I took the Giants and the points; give it up! Now, get that kid from Mobile on the line, he’s got a new scooter with his name all over it, baby!
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“Hey, hey, hey. I have someone in my office that will lessen your fear of getting caught. Hey Cec, mind talking to this kid for a minute?”
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“They bought it! We’re clear!”
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ding…ding…ding….we have a winner!!!
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The wire just hit his account!
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“Trooper, they found your towel.”
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Allright Troop!…Dentist said he could see me Tuesday!!!
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Now that’s funny…nice angle on the humor.
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A celebration happens when Chiz says*, “Don’t worry, they haven’t shut the Broward Pipeline down yet, we’ll get you a new one!”
*After Trooper asks,“Who stole my hat?!”
http://nationofthizzlam.blogspot.com/2009/01/who-stole-my-hat.html
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Score! We just landed another round of venture capital to plow into acquiring headcount….start up the plane, weeze going shopping.
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“I just heard the bag man was killed in a car accident.”
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“Trooper, I see you’re wearing the new Carolina blue Auburn shirt that just came out. Nothing says Auburn like Carolina blue baby!”
“You said it G-chiz!” (chucklin)
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It was Columbia blue before it was Carolina blue.
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Danny Sheridan IS the bagman. AMIRITE!
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Yesssssssss!! I just pre-ordered the entire Twilight series on Blue Ray!!!
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Awesome.
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Damn, at first glance I thought it was Charles Barkley. My first thought was Barkley’s comment about Chiziks hire being racist since the job should have gone to Turner Gill according to the round mound of rebound. How attitudes change when you acquire a championship.
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I found a movie about this whole Auburn thing you guys might want to check out. Enjoy!
http://www.flixster.com/movie/getting-away-with-murder/
Getting Away With Murder (
19952010)A well-
meaningpaid man discovers thedownsideupside of takingthe lawrecruiting rules into your own hands in this black comedy.Jack LambertGene Chizik (Dan AykroydTom Cruise) is a collegeethics professorcoach who lives next door to akindly oldsleazy young man ofGermanTexan descent namedMax MuellerTrooper Taylor (Jack LemmonCuba Gooding Jr);JackGene is also in love with aattractive doctorjunior college football recruit namedGailCam Newton (Bonnie HuntWill Smith), whom he plans to marry. One day, aFBI agentYahoo! Investigator approachesJackGene with some rather surprising news —MaxTrooper is actuallyKarl Lugerthe son of John Blake, aescaped Nazi war criminalfailed NCAA football coach known as the Beast ofBurkauBamboozle and responsible for thedeathsfailed observance of thousands ofpeoplerecruiting rules duringWorld War IIthe last quarter century. However,MaxTrooper has avoided prosecution ona legal technicalitythe ineptitude of the NCAA, which deeplyoffendsenhancesJack’sGene’s sense ofjusticeloyalty.OutragedImpressed,JackGenepoisons the apples on the tree in Max’s yarddelcares “All In,” and before longMaxTrooper has succumbed to thetainted fruittemptation of free reign. However,JackGene then learns that theFBI agentsYahoo! Investigator had the wrong man, andMaxTrooper wasn’t really the (son of the) Beast ofBurkauBamboozle after all. Wracked withguiltconcern for his job and the season,JackGene wants to do something to makeamendsit go away, so he callsoff his engagement with Gail and insteadMike Slive and they begin to courtIngaJim Tressel (Lily TomlinSteve Martin) and Lane Kiffin (Seth Green),Max’s frumpy and socially inept daughterone former and one current football coach familiar with recruiting violations cover ups.LikeLike
“It’s official, Trooper! They removed Georgia from our schedule!”
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Hey,do you believe it? ESPN asked me onto their halftime show because they think I can coach!
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When did Al Bundy start wearing suits?
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“Julie Loe Rach was fired!”
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According to Julie Roe Lach’s lexicon, your comment is “egregious, serious, solid secondary and technical.”
http://www.indystar.com/article/20120114/SPORTS/201140372/1287/SPORTS
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Does that mean she doesn’t recognize lesdyxia? Could be she suffers from dicks-lessia.
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Gene: “you just drank from my spit cup, dumbass ”
Trooper : “I thought my gin & juice had gone bad ! ”
dissolve in laughter and high five’s..
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“Auubrn head football coach, Gene Chizik, teaches Venezuelan Dick’tater Hugo Chavez the art of the High Five”
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good catch, that does look like Chavez.
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Looks more like a “Dick’tater”.
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Hugo also serves as a body-double for Freddi Gonzalez
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“No, honest to God, I’m about to high five Hines Ward RIGHT NOW.”
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Damn – I came all the way down the comments list to find you stole my fire. Dude looks just like Hines in that pic, but with less class (even after the DUI). Very funny sir.
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Hey Gene, Yeldon flipped to Bama so that means we get to keep that quarter of a million this year!!
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We gonna get paid……….suing Dominoes for using Cheesedicks likeness in a cheesy commercial.
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=ePly6UE-hr8
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I don’t know why my Ipad link doesn’t work. Oh well…….
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