“A man working outdoors… feels more like a man… drinking a bottle of suds.”

It works in the movies, doesn’t it?

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3 responses to ““A man working outdoors… feels more like a man… drinking a bottle of suds.”

  1. Cojones

    Knowing the way you lead us sideways before straightening out the road, this could be a feinted move toward selling beer at the stadium as much as a comment on Wilder. Anyway, you bet that beer tastes better and you feel more like a man (than an underaged college kid) when you are working out-of-doors picking up trash. Just think it should have been shared with the work crew, that’s all.

    And it’s a lot hotter on roadside crews working near Tallahassee than around Athens. So there! Besides, in Gainesville they just smoke’em if they got’um and steal Tacos on break. So there’s that too. In Miami they can’t see the paper trash because it has sunk to the bottom, but they uncork suds and ride in Power Fishers to look for it.

    • Cojones

      My wife just called me to pick up trash in the yard. Pretty close to beer thirty, so might as well get started. I’ve got all day to pick up the trash.

  2. Cojones

    New bumper sticker in Tallahassee:
    Help protect our Wilder life.