Depending on your point of view, canning Boom or giving him an extension would qualify.
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UPDATE: This is just as good.
You can commence with the Auburn jokes any time you’d like.
Oh, and Driskel for the win…
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UPDATE #2: He’s on the mother.
Corch may be gone, but his spirit lives on in Gainesville.
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UPDATE #3: Oops.
https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/518536524460462080
Give him a day and he won’t remember the kid’s name.
Get The Picture 
Agent Muschamp may have just blown his cover. Scramble!
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Wow, I was just saying how the Gator would be improved if Driskel was benched for Treon.
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Ya know, it just couldn’t happen to a worse bunch of fans, could it?
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Almost, but…Auburn. I have not a hate but a contempt for Auburn that at this point is probably irrational. Rivalries are generally fun things, but win or lose I hate Auburn and its culture and fans in a different way than the other schools. I’d actually like to see them leave the conference, and yes, I understand the history and implications of that statement. They just make me sick. I don’t even enjoy watching the Dawgs beat them like I should because that means they still exist.
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+2
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Ya see, I went ahead and forgot about them completely; that’s why I didn’t think about them.
Actually, last night my wife was saying, “I don’t know anyone who went to an SEC school who doesn’t have strong feelings against Auburn. All Auburn people are like, ‘I love Auburn!’, but everyone else is saying, ‘I f’ing hate Auburn and everything they stand for.'”
Yeah, I don’t particularly care for Auburn, either.
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Treon Harris being investigated
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whew…good to know that Muschamp will be around a bit longer
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I’ll take the bait…looks like a perfect fit for Malzhan’s offense.
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Somebody needs to be hunting for Johnson and/or Chasing Amy
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Jeez Louise, does that guy moonlight at the undertaker’s or do hangings on Friday nights? Dang, he is one dour dude!
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They posed for “American Gothic”. You just don’t recognize them without the pitchfork.
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At 20 seconds you can see what appears to be a picture of the two of them with Tebow in the background.
Bet these two are loads of fun to go out on the town with on a Friday night with a case of Busch Light and Appetite For Destruction blasting out of the stereo.
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She looks happy.
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Really? Just don’t see it…a grainy pic of someone with them, but Tebow? Looks like Bill Clinton to me. That would make more sense, too. 🙂
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Believe it or not, it’s even better than that:
“If the client isn’t distracted by the office picture of Tebow posing with Johnson’s daughter,”
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2009-06-14/sports/florida_1_uf-johnson-gainesville/2
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“Woah…the graveyard is two blocks to the left…”
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1st Charge: Rekindling the dumpster fire in Knoxville this past Saturday.
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smacko!
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Coach, Mr. Johnson on line one, says he is on the MFer just call another presser and chill them writers out
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Don’t worry, Driskel is there waiting.
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Its a legal matter, baby. You got me on the run. Its a legal matter from now on… Its so hard to be a Muschamp.
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Serves Boom right for trolling UT fans on national tv.
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Coed’s or Crab Legs? Whats the over/under?
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Female UF student is involved
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Does she have crab legs?
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Does she have crabs?
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You’re a fucking dumbass. I hope you don’t have a daughter…
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That Boom fella from Saturday post game? This couldn’t happen to a nicer fella.
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If rumors are true, you may want to retract the snark. Hearing very serious accusations.
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Wanna let us in on it or wait until the media gives it to us within the hour?
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Sexual assault and battery in dorm room around 2:30-3:00AM
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Thanks.
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Is this Florida or Florida State we’re talking about?
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They’re the same place–just different conferences.
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Same process. Suspended indefinitely pending “investigation”. Hush money paid. No arrest. Reinstatement. All-in.
Too much money at stake for the university and the community for it to go any other way.
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Alligator Army has a tweet timeline, including one with a name-free university police entry from early this morning about a sexual battery call at an athletic dorm.
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And now it’s official: UF’s issued a statement. Suspended indefinitely.
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http://www.wuft.org/news/2014/10/06/uf-statement-qb-harris-accused-of-sexual-assault/#.VDLJitL2Zhw.twitter
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Holy shit, how long was this kid even back on campus before he commits a felony?
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At least FU is doing something unlike FSU
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Yep, at FSU he’d miss media day. So he could study.
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+1
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@ FSU he would miss no playing time (unless it was baseball season).
@ UGA he would be GONE. Not suspended.
I guess FU is somewhere in between.
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No, they would have a presser about the kid joining the Soccer team because he is not starting at QB. Then a presser about the crime. Then a presser that he has been kicked off the soccer team as punishment for such a crime. Then a presser that due to last weeks performance, he is now the starting QB. Then a presser to tell FSU to suck it and troll UT some more.
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Treon apparently confused over which school he signed with
http://www.alligatorarmy.com/2014/2/5/5381698/treon-harris-flips-florida-fsu-2014-national-signing-day
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Doing something as in paying for the kid to get first class legal representation who will do everything in their power to get him off even if it means destroying the female involved?
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Remember, he does it for the kids:
“I don’t represent the University of Florida. I don’t represent football coaches. I represent the kids.”
And they do not have failure to communicate
“State Attorney Bill Cervone, who talks to Johnson almost daily, said his office might expedite investigations of football players to avoid amplified media coverage, but athletes are not treated differently than other students.”
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2009-06-14/sports/florida_1_uf-johnson-gainesville/2
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Gee, I can’t imagine what would have given Aaron Hernandez the idea he could get away with doing illegal things coming out of such an environment…
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Cervone does it for the kids, too
“Bill Cervone, state attorney for Florida’s Eighth Judicial Circuit, said he had not seen the police report from the May 2007 incident. Cervone said he could not comment on the specifics of the case because at age 17, Hernandez was a juvenile at the time.”
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887323297504578579841842413024
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Cut it out, Blutarsky. First SC and now FU. Next you will be tellng us that GT is trying to get ranked before we beat them. No wonder we don’t talk nicely around here. You are supposed to drop breadcrumbs at select intervals, not roll’em into a ball for instant gratification.
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Hello Auburn U. New player OTW.
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Driskell for the win indeed! Can’t wait for the WLOCP! Woof! Woof!
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The Driskeling cannot be killed!
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Nor would we want to kill it.
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No kidding. We can only hope that the continued use of The Driskeling doesn’t have an adverse effect on the duration of Boom’s mission
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Long live Boom! My guess is, if Driskell had played in last year’s WLOCP, he would have been a Lexicon entry after this year’s.
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Really, this is bad luck for Florida State too! Here’s why….
Think about it. If Florida kicks him out of school (or off the team) it will be a great embarrassment and humilitation to FSU, because the irony and contrast of how the schools reacted is going to be too great for the press to ignore. Be sure to circle Nov. 29 on your calender because that’s the day the two play…too bad it’s not in Gainesville because Winston would really get a reception this time.
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And DIF reminds us he almost was backup to Winston….uh…sorry…he was nearly “Seconds!” to Winston.
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“it will be a great embarrassment and humilitation to FSU”
If the FSU Athletic Department had any self-awareness it would but, in reality, trying to embarrass the girl’s school (FSU) has always been standard UF operating procedure
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Yessiree. Ole’ Marco is on that one like a chicken on a voter registration. Sounds like he socializes with Harris. For a high rankin’ Republcan, he doesn’t care where he hangs. Marco must have surfaced in Ybor City to take that bait. Whee!
DIF, if I didnt know better, I’d say you had a hand in this. It’s a shame your Gov, Scott, didn’t have better PR people. He could have gotten in on this cheap pub also.
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Heck, I’d like to take credit for it but Marco and Rick certainly don’t need my help in fouling up things. They’re experts. Right now as we speak Marco has his handlers trying to figure out how to make that Treon is a winner off the field tweet self-deport itself.
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See you soon. Got some work to do for Graham.
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All the journalists will be down at BHG instead of paying attention to Gwen
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oops
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzRpGc3CIAAEfpd.jpg:large
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Huntley Johnson to the rescue. I smell a plea deal with some community service….
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That or the accuser drops charges and ends up with a nice addition to the bank account
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So now FU is going to the other extreme and indefinitely suspending the guy and he hasn’t even been charged. Maybe they have something solid on him.
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I hope there’s something solid. It’s really a no-win situation for everyone involved. If the school waits until a verdict, it could take months or even years, so it looks self-serving to just keep a criminal on the team. If they suspend a kid for just being accused, some kids (like Gurley) could be wrongly punished for things they didn’t do.
I guess the middle road is to look into the evidence and make their own determination on the kids guilt or innocence. But again, schools can spin that process to the result they need.
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More ominus and to the point: How did they keep this under wraps until this morning? Seems like they must have gleaned a great deal of evidence yesterday and found out it was going to break before their morning pres conf. Why else would they wait until an hour before? He hasn’t even been charged, but is susp. indef? And it happened early Sun morn?
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Ugh, just ugh. These stories are too common.
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Probably much more common than had been reported since some universities and their Ath Depts swept them under the rugs. They can’t get away with that as often now.
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You’re not making me feel any better, ‘jonesie.
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Yeah. Ambivalence’ll do that. Horrible social and societal statement for a school’s students, but what the hell, it’s the lizards.
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At least put Rubios tweet in the correct chronological order with the other tweets. Sheesh…..
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Marco only scrubs a winner off the field tweet when charges are brought. Up until then, that’s what Dade County friends are for
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This why Rush calls it “Drive-by Media.”
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sad and sadder.
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Agree. Can’t take any pleasure in this at all. Hopefully, ringingly clear evidence will clear Harris. Otherwise, kick him off the team, put him in jail, do what you want–it won’t change the fact that a young lady was hurt in a way she’ll never forget, and that’s what matters the most. But anything less than absolutely clear exoneration will damage not only the University of Florida, but our favorite sport as well.
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Let us not kid ourselves folks. IF true and it was me or you people, we would be under the jail right now. Why dosent the ncaa have a guide line for such things? The dui’s pot smoking and other issues,we need a level playing field for everyone. What do yall think?
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Even though this involves a Gator QB I’m still into the presumption of innocence thing. Let’s wait and see, I hope they have clear evidence of wrongdoing and haven’t suspended solely on the basis ofan accusation. We’ve seen from the recent Gurley fiasco that all you need for an accusation is one liar.
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Jesus freaking peezus folks… this is a bad thing for Will, bless his heart. How can I not feel sorry for a ole Dawg dude. Poor Will. And show a little pity for the Gator fans, bless their hearts.
This is inevitably gonna come back to Dickhead. I got my people on that right fucking now, bless his heart.
Really folks, with Mizzou coming up and Arkansas and all, how bout Googling Kharma…
Poor Will, bless his heart.
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Not only that, nobody wants to treat Huntley like a Tennessee fan
“I would be surprised and disappointed if he ends up being prosecuted in this case,” Johnson said.
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20141006/ARTICLES/141009757?Title=UF-suspends-Harris-sources-say
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Some reports are saying there’s not that much to this. Could be some girl just got mad at him and is crying wolf…I’m NOT excusing it or blaming the victim and if he did something to an unwilling girl he should pay dearly for it. But it’s just so much like the FSU thing and in the relativley same vicinity that one just naturally has to scratch his head a little bit. I just hope the Gainesville police do a better job than the Tallahassee police did.
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Are you suggesting the girl was definitely crying wolf in the Winston case? If that’s not what you’re suggesting, then are you suggesting the girl in question is falsely accusing him as a copycat? I don’t know what happened any more than you do at this point, but I wouldn’t go further than saying Harris is being investigated and leave the conjecture out of it.
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Why is it that some folks feel the need to suggest that the victim is lying when it involves sexual assault? I didnt see too many comments that wal-mart was lying about the DB stealing, or that walmart was asking for it because they have so much great merchandise at such low prices that they are practically begging you to steal it.
Someone falsely reporting a rape or sexual assault is EXTREMELY RARE and yet it is typically the first thing someone says, especially if that someone is a male commenting on an internet message board.
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Why is it that some folks are always looking for an opportunity to show their self proclaimed superior sensitivites even if it means putting words in other peoples mouths to do it?
“”It is typically the first thing someone says” Pure Bullshit.
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Perhaps uglydawg has been paying attention to the DOE encouraging colleges to abandon all pretense at due process for men accused of sexual assault. Perhaps he just has a healthy respect for truth and facts, rather than mob justice. In either case, he certainly didn’t suggest that the victim was lying. He acknowledged the possibility. Why does someone acknowledging such a possibility upset you?
Also, how EXTREMELY RARE1!!11!! is falsely reporting sexual assault? The estimates I’ve seen vary from 2% (cases in which women actually confess) to 50% (cases filed in college where a researcher found lack of evidence). The truth is most likely somewhere in the middle. I’m curious where you have it pegged to be so confident as to use ALL CAPS!1!!1!
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How is this “so much like the FSU thing,” except that it involves a football player?
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This reminds me of “Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?” from Monty Python. Sorry, I know that’s neither here nor there. Agree we’re all better off if we withhold judgment until more facts are out.
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Biggus…read what I said…”Could be” is a far cry from “definitely”. Your correct that none of us knows what happened. I’m only pointing out that some “sources” are downplaying it (they may very well have an ax to grind) and that it is uncanny the way it mimics the FSU case.
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UF campus evidently is in the midst of a rash of sexual assaults, and community awareness is high on this issue right now.
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It was the FSU connection that I was trying to comprehend. What did you mean when you typed “it’s so much like the FSU thing?”
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Recent update from the Independent Florida Alligator (UF student paper) in Gainesvile:
“UPDATE: A source close to the team who is not an eyewitness says they learned Harris is being accused of forcing a female victim into her residence hall at the Springs Residential Complex then allegedly sexually assaulting her in the room in the early hours Sunday Oct. 5.
The source also said although the victim has a roommate, a bathroom separates rooms in suites in the complex, and it is not uncommon to be unable to hear what is going on in the other room. It is unknown whether the roommate was in the residence hall at the time of the incident.”
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