If goofy college mascots don’t parade, the terrorists win.

Make what you will of this.

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22 responses to “If goofy college mascots don’t parade, the terrorists win.

  1. #MascotLivesMatter

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  2. Argondawg

    E’ Tu Brutus?

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  3. I can think of no better venue for Brutus than a Pride Parade. But if he can’t go, maybe they’ll send Tiny Tears, the GPOOE™, Corch’s new hype man.

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  4. Der Hound

    That’s just nuts.

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  5. Hogbody Spradlin

    I ain’t gonna touch that with a ten foot pole.

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  6. hassan

    I strongly believe that Brutus faces a more serious security threat during the Michigan game than at the Pride Parade.

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  7. Walt

    Why isn’t Tebow marching? I guess because he’s still closeted.

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  8. Macallanlover

    You mean the terrorists aren’t winning? Gotcha. But if this means more people won’t like ohio and Corch, I am in favor of this announcement. Could care less about this, or other “cause” parades but Brutus wouldn’t be welcome in one I was having, or supporting, anyway.

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  9. The world as written in the Revelation may indeed be ending.

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