“America needs Nebraska to win.”

A United States Congressman actually wrote this crap.

It is about respect for the Cornhuskers and their culture of excellence. It’s about our big, corn-fed linemen, our hard-nosed backs and our tradition of receivers who actually block. We help give America a sense that guts and determination, tradition and honor, still matter.

The only thing I needed from Nebraska was the Oklahoma rivalry and that was tossed aside for a bigger paycheck.  Some culture you got there, big guy.

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73 responses to ““America needs Nebraska to win.”

  1. MGW

    America needs you to lose and lose badly for as long as you’re in the Big 10. Egotistical power plays by administrators at the expense of the fans and alumni of the schools and their rivals deserve be punished.

    Nobody cares how mean Texas was to you.

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  2. atlasshrugged55

    Politicians (both parties) are one of America’s biggest problems. Their only concern is getting re-elected & they’ll pander to their voting base at all costs.

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    • dawgtired

      Agree, and these are the people that make the decisions that impact our lives.

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    • The Truth

      But doesn’t it bother you that the $hit works? Would they pander if we didn’t prove so easily pandered to? Nobody’s ever going to do anything about term limits so I’ve about decided to vote against the incumbent every time, no matter how good she or he is, and no matter if she/he started every press op by saying “Go Dawgs!”

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      • That’s voting on principle. I can respect that. Because of gerrymandering on both sides, most districts are drawn to protect incumbents. Therefore, we get the current situation … they’re all bums except my bum.

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      • Rp

        Almost had those term limits. Thanks Al Gore!

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      • Derek

        I’ll never understand why people think reducing voters choices is an answer. The result of term limits is to give the federal bureaucracies absolute power because no one would around long enough to figure out how anything actually works.

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        • PTC DAWG

          Find some sand….awe…

          Merry Christmas!

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        • ChiliDawg

          Yup. The term limits thing is a stupid complaint and completely misses the mark. Career politicians are not career politicians because of a rule that allows them to, it’s because people keep electing them. People get the government they deserve.

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  3. Mike Cooley

    Politicians. Bleh! There are days tgattI just want to go live in a stump hole in the woods and grow pot, make liquor, and avoid paying taxes.

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    • Cojones

      If you ever put those words into action, you are going to like it down here. Most of the corn grown goes to alcohol energy production (and a pinch on the side can keep you and friends in martinis for life) and pot is grown between the rows.

      We stopped giving the leftover mash to the free-range chickens that now number into the thousands in spite of staggering losses (not a play on words – they staggered everywhere, including near the water) to the now tipsy gators in L.Seminole. But their little eggs (we find them in the Fing Scooters hidden in the lawn grass) are incredible with Bloody Marys.

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    • Derek

      Uncle Slayton says the meth sells better if’n you don’t mind the smell.

      https://g.co/kgs/4QU8Xg

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  4. Legatedawg

    Many of us recall the Texas troll Joe Barton and his perennial attempts to involve Congress in the workings of the BCS. This kind of bullshit revealed an essential fraudulence about his character and it was hardly a surprise recently when he wound up announcing the end of his career in Congress. This ludicrous nonsense out of Cornlandia, with its brazen, foolish assertion that one corner of this Nation is the unique receptacle of its core values and virtues, at least does not threaten an “investigation” or “hearings” on his perceived need for Nebraska’s return to the CFB world of 20+ years ago. But it is an insult to the intelligence of his readers and listeners, PARTICULARLY those of his home State.

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  5. ChiliDawg

    He must be one of the guys who helped write the tax bill. Makes about as much sense.

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  6. Cojones

    Senator, you just posted that so that we could read Roosevelt’s “in the arena” quote again.

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  7. 3rdandGrantham

    Nebraska is a cold, rural, barely growing flyover state of less than 2 million people. Oh, and little diversity. Sorry, but top athletes don’t want to play there, and now that every game is televised, Nebraska no longer holds that key edge that they did previously.

    They then made matters worse by leaving the conference that offered them fertile recruiting ground and joined another that offers them little, all while being treated as a redheaded step child from the outset. That’s you’re bad, and much like Sears and Yahoo of yesteryear, Nebraska still thinks it’s relevant when it really isn’t.

    Other than an occasional solid season due to being in a weak division, Nebraska won’t do much at all from this point forward.

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    • Mayor

      Keep believing that 3rdy. Nebraska’s problem has been a coaching problem. The Huskers just fixed that.

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      • Not entirely. A good hire isn’t going to fix their instate talent base or the fact that Texas and Oklahoma seem to have their shit together. The walk-on program advantage and amazing S&C advantage (cough cough) aren’t their anymore. Which means that Nebraska, at best, is basically going to be Iowa or Wisconsin, but with more nostalgia.

        Nothing wrong with that, mind you. But people should be realistic about what they are. Otherwise, they’ll be perpetually disappointed.

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        • Yep. I could see Nebraska becoming another Wisconsin at best. Sure, they’ll beat up on bad teams and generally look good doing it. When they step into the ring with a good opponent, they’ll get boat-raced by teams with better overall talent.

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      • It’s going to be extremely difficult for Frost (no matter how good a coach he is) to compete for top talent in Texas, California, Florida and Georgia (which will be necessary for him to compete at the level Nebraskans expect). He is going to have to build a program on those states’ leftovers because his state doesn’t produce enough talent. Good luck to him … as others have said, Nebraska did this to themselves when they left the Big XII.

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    • Yep, Nebraska is Kodak film.

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  8. No it doesn’t. Next question

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  9. I still hate, I mean HATE Nebraska for the 1969 Sun Bowl. ( I tend to hold grudges for a long time when it concerns my beloved alma mater). I still can’t believe the Nebraska- Oklahoma game is no more. It was one of the classics each year. So fuck Nebraska.

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    • Derek

      Just because we got the beat down or was there a bigger story there?

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      • Gurkha Dawg

        No bigger story. I was a young teenager and UGA football was the biggest passion in my life. I didn’t shrug things off like I do now. There have been equal beat downs since but they didn’t affect me like that one. I can still remember how bad that one hurt even after almost 50 years. Pretty crazy huh? It’s also what makes CFB so cool. Have a good Christmas.

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  10. S

    Yeah, it was stupid. And I hate Nebraska. Mainly because I had a roommate in the 90’s who was a Nebraska fan and I watched a couple of games with his family. They couldn’t wait to tell me how inferior the SEC was and they would get really pissed when they scored less than 70 points or had a margin of victory less than about 50. I still remember watching them play Oklahoma one time and Nebraska won 73-21. They considered the game ruined because Oklahoma scored 21. So Nebraska deserves to get drubbed, repeatedly, and their fans deserve it too. And that representative is a moron.

    But it didn’t sink nearly to the level of “Go Gatuh” Corrine Brown in terms of being embarrassed about a U.S. Representative.

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  11. doofusdawg

    There are numerous other articles on the right and the left that are just as controversial as this guy. Hard work is traditional and Trump supporters are white supremacists. That should cover it. Merry Christmas.

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  12. Comin' Down The Track

    Back on topic… Nebraska was a lie in the 80’s. Nebraska was a lie in the 90’s. Tom Osborne was gifted a Natty because he’s a swell guy apparently. They have been exposed for the frauds they are, and there they shall remain.
    Tennessee, get to stepping. it’s your turn on the pillory.

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    • S

      I don’t know about the 90’s, man. That 1995 Nebraska team beat Florida 62-24. And that Florida team had rampaged through the SEC. Beat a Manning UT team 62-37, beat us 52-17, beat SC 63-7, beat FSU 35-24, won the SECCG 34-3. And Nebraska beat them by 38 points and it wasn’t that close. I’m pretty sure 94-95 were totally legit. And 1997. UT was the SEC champions, and Nebraska whipped them 42-17.

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    • These 90s teams weren’t gifted shit. They were badasses that played with an edge.

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  13. This reminds me of the attitude of Tennessee people. They think Fulmer is gonna take them back to the glory days but fail to recognize they can no longer entice black kids from Atlanta suburbs to play in the Smokies the way they used to.

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  14. PTC DAWG

    Like I give a shit what they do in Nebraska…

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  15. Mayor

    “America needs GEORGIA to win.” (There–I fixed it.)

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  16. Brandon

    Just a politician playing to the audience in his room, no surprise there.

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    • Dolly Llama

      Exactly. Don’t know what everybody’s so torn up about. It’s the only real program in the state. What the hell else is he supposed to say? Perhaps he’s a hardcore fan who’s using his position to wax poetically about his team. Seems like the most harmless use of political power I can think of.

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  17. Cojones

    Nebraskans don’t even know what to do with corn. They eat it. Dumbasses.

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  18. Former Fan

    He wrote it as a fan (and of course, for political points too), didn’t use his position to say it during pregame, game, or postgame. I can stomach what he said way better than having football players use the pregame, postgame, and game to make political statements.

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    • Dolly Llama

      True that. And he could be working to get a law passed to weaken Nebraska’s open records laws to let Frost do whatever he wants with a three-month grace period before there’s a public reckoning.

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  19. Bulldog Joe

    I don’t know much about Nebraska, but I can confirm that Friday was yet another great day for America.

    http://www.myajc.com/sports/college/observations-from-georgia-tech-loss-wright-state/TMTgl4w6gUGiG2c6QCuYFK/

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  20. Russ

    Saw highlights of Army beating San Diego State. Props to Army for a fine season. ESPN made sure to point out how Army celebrated the winning score, with their whole team running into the end zone to celebrate en masse. Pretty neat.

    I’m guessing they had to kick off from their 15 yard line due to the multiple penalties they incurred? I mean, we had one guy run behind the end zone without his helmet and it cost us the Tennessee game, so surely Army faced a similar fate, amirite?

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    • Mayor

      Don’t get me started. Georgia has had so many near end of game bad calls that ended up costing the Dawgs a win that it makes me sick to think about it. I know I preach about this too much but I can’t help it. We need to identify who those game officials are and make sure they cannot officiate Georgia games any more. Some, like Penn Wagers, are already gone. But there are plenty that remain.

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  21. Even if you don’t like it, what he says is indisputable. Football has become our national sport and Nebraska is one of the great names and traditions in that sport. Nebraska’s success is good for the sport in the same way beating Notre Dame is extra special for Dawg fans. That a slimy politician grandstands on this point does not diminish its validity.

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