Nick Saban and the media, a classic love story…
Nick Saban and the media, a classic love story…
“They run a lot of corner cats, they play a lot of clamp coverage, not that I expect anybody to know what that is.” pic.twitter.com/wbsOuzL7DO
— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) September 2, 2021
Filed under Nick Saban Rules
“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
“Clamp Cats” … isn’t that an early Cure song?
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Gotdam hippies.
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Saban is Cool for Cats, right?
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I was thinking of Love Cats by the Cure, but typed Clamped Cats, while having this song in my head the whole time, lol.
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I know me and Corn Pop used fight the “Corner Cats” back in the day…cause when you’re a jet, you’re jet all the way.
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Great reference.
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Corn pop was a bad dude
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I know as a UGA fan I’m supposed to hate Saban but damn he knows how to zing the press.
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I don’t hate him anymore than I hate Spurrier.
Dawgholm Syndrome.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this is spot on…the Old Ballsack is far worse
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There are exceptions. Urban Crier is the antidote.
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Exactly. I can’t imagine Saban quitting mid season because of his damaged pride.
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Agreed, Russ. Saban strikes me as the type of control freak that doesn’t go to the gas station without a plan and a backup plan.
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5 paragraph Order for a 5 paragraph Order type guy.
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There it is, buddy.
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Those corner cats are all the hip and the jive these days daddy-o
Not that I expect anyone to get my drift, so why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?
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That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
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Saban gives a short lesson on aggressive corner play while simultaneously giving a master class on passive aggressiveness. No arguing the man is a genius.
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He’s a shithead but he does make me laugh.
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Tombstone material right there.
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He is a shithead genius.
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I think the term ya’ll are looking for is ‘dick’.
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Like him or hate him. He has become the GOAT since arriving in Alabama. His record against SEC teams is insane. Hell, there are five SEC teams that have never beaten Bama since he became coach in 2007 (Vandy 0-3, Mizzou 0-4, UK 0-5, Tennessee 0-14, and Arkansas 0-14).
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It’s weird how a personality that makes you condescending and annoyed about everything can coexist with being a great recruiter, leader and motivator.
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Good observation. He must be able to turn it on and off like a spigot…all part of his genius I guess.
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I think his condescension really comes alive when he’s talking to the media or during any activity that takes him away from coaching and recruiting. Like most type A sociopaths he can turn on the charm when needed, especially in living rooms.
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Google in the three houses with internet in Alabama were blowing up Corner Cats and Clamp Coverage last night.
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Unlike The OBS, Saban doesn’t feel the need to zing the teams/coaches he beats regularly. The games do all the talking.
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I, for one, think being a dick to the media is uncalled for. Saban makes, what, 200x what a reporter makes in a year. The least he can do is not punch down.
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*Didn’t mean this as a reply to Bill.
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Bill, that’s exactly it…Saban doesn’t talk smack or practice his quips in front of a mirror before the cameras turn on…he just beats his competition on the field. Like Russ wrote above, the OBS quit on his USC players, coaches, fans, and admin mid-season, that’s why I’ll never attribute one friggin iota of respect to him…FTMF
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He has to find ways to create conflict because quite honestly, no one is challenging him.
ESPN/538.com has even invented a metric with which to torment us.
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/nick-saban-and-alabama-have-dominated-the-sec-but-who-have-the-tide-rolled-the-most/
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I’m using this exact quote from now on, whenever somebody tries to make small talk with me about the UGA game this weekend…cause they know I’m a “big UGA fan”.
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That’s a room full of assholes, shitheads and one ginormous dick that they’re all clamoring to suck.
Piss on all of ’em.
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What satan is performing here is a service for the media types, next time he brings up stray cats and hose clamps we’ll hear some thing like…”now we have talked about this shit before, are we gonna have a test next week”…
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This asshole thinks he is the smartest guy in the room everywhere he goes. We aren’t spitting atoms here Nick. It’s football.
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Most everywhere anybody goes, no atom spitting(?) is going on, which probably would make Nick the smartest a-hole in the room.
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Pretty likely everyone else understood I had a typo and it was “splitting atoms ” but not you smart guy.
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Of course he could be making shit up and its not like we would know anyways.
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