Somebody just forwarded this to me and I am rolling on the floor:
Who needs a special teams coordinator when you can have a gamechanger?
I bet Booch is kicking himself for not thinking of that first. It’s right up his alley.
Somebody just forwarded this to me and I am rolling on the floor:
Welcome to Gator Nation, @Coach_Couch56! #GoGators
➡️: https://t.co/A8AWl4joVJ pic.twitter.com/xyBM3AqIg0
— Florida Gators Football (@GatorsFB) January 21, 2022
Who needs a special teams coordinator when you can have a gamechanger?
I bet Booch is kicking himself for not thinking of that first. It’s right up his alley.
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“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
That is some Sideshow Dan clown-show level shit right there.
Is Billy Bags gonna hire a Blind Squirrel Hunter, too?
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We can only hope.
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That’s stupid. Next thing you know Napier is going to have garbage cans on the sidelines for turnovers.
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. .b/c nothing changes the course of a game like 3 turnovers in 5 minutes right before the half at TWLOCP.
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Absolutely. Just wait until a few fumbled punts/kickoffs or missed field goals and the memes will write themselves about how their coordinator is 100% “gamechanging”. Can’t wait.
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Florida has become Tennessee and they are the only ones that don’t see it
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What’s up next up is hiring Finebuam as Jockstrap-Changer coordinator.
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Sniffer is the position he applied for…
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Beg you pardon?
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I say we take up a collection, and endow the position that holds Kirby’s belt as the Get the Picture Get Back Coach.
Someone set up the account.
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My wife thinks it is hilarious that there is a guy on the sideline whose main job is to keep Kirby off the field of play. Might be the hardest job on the staff.
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Only on game day, during the week he’s got Kirbs running 40 yard sprints with a few high hurdles thrown in there…Coach Sinclair is a bad man on a good guys team…GO DAWGS!
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My wife also, she keeps saying, “He is a grown man doesn’t he know where he is and have some self control?” I just say, “He doesn’t have time for that.”
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Nothing like hyping up an analyst to the level of gamechanger for your program.
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Kirby has to be scared!
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I wish them all the best. I can’t blame the two of them for seeking what they feel are greener pastures.
I’m not as nonchalant about this as it appears the majority of the dawg nation is (at least the reasonable segment of dawg nation).
I was hoping to see JT last year for all the reasons he was the starter going into the 2021 season. When it evolved differently based (I believe) on having a general defense, I was all for seeing SBIV take a crack at becoming a legend. And he did.
But I have trouble seeing us field another generational defense in 2022 due to the personnel losses. Any one out there truly believe we would have won it all last year with a less than generational defense? As the senator has repeatedly pointed out, SBIV can (and did) lead us to the promised land IF he’s not forced to chase a high powered offense, and can play his style of ball.
I think we’ll need more offensive juice next year, and I think not having JT and JB as options next year hurts our chances of staying on top of the mountain.
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Well said, Jax. We’ll see the top of the mountain all year with the skill and talent we have for 2022. How close we get to the summit is the question.
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Oops. Wrong thread.
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This is some Geoff Collins level stupidity.
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It appears that Sunbelt Billy is heading into Gee-off 404 Waffle House territory.
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He looks like Mr. French. Only folks above a certain age will get that.
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Who plays Buffy?
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Hope.
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HOpe is a skank.
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Yeah, an’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick an’ er too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
An’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side
Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said: “Well, pardon us son, she ain’t no kid
“That’s a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said: “I know it dad, ain’t she COOL?, that’s the kind I dig”
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My Man.
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Easy, Russ, that’s my wife’s name…:)
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Sebastian Cabot
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FU needs to work on closing that gap on the new hire photos, all recent hires are pix from their previous employment with that FU jortnation coloration, decoration thrown in there as an upgrade or just visit CVS and see how the professionals do it…#FTMF
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It will be interesting to see how Napier’s career plays out. Honestly he’s already done a better recruiting job in 2 months than Derpy Dan did in 3+ years. Then this stuff comes along and you have to wonder a little. Regardless, they are in a huge talent he the the next 2-3 years so he will have to coach his ass off to survive their expectations.
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He absolutely will not survive their expectations. Kirby is going to crush this dude.
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Fuck those motherfuckers.
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His first job is to create a fitness routine for Brandon Cox that will enable him to catch Stetson Bennet.
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Post of the decade!
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A national title and Little Billy Napier turning out to be the next Booch in the same year? Surely I haven’t been living that right.
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I mean, the Gators are only following the Saban blueprint for hiring dozens of “analysts” for each and every little thing, but I was kinda hoping the linked press release would explain WTF a “GameChanger coordinator” does that’s different from your standard run-of-the-mill analyst. Oh well.
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It sounds like this is Napier’s clever take on “special teams coordinator”.
https://247sports.com/college/florida/Article/Florida-Gators-Football-Gators-make-Chris-Couch-official-as-Gamechanger-Coordinator-Special-Teams-181119642/
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What UF really needs is a “Coach Changer Coordinator”.
His first job could be to install a revolving door at the HC office.
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Great minds think alike:
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Holly blocked me back when I had a twatter, I think one night I drunkenly slid into her DMs. That was a weird time for me…
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Imagine how she felt.
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Dir of Player Engagement & NIL is something that’s not stupid nowadays. I think that’s a position everyone will need, maybe even a department of it.
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Next up…”Director of Self Reported Violations.”
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“Director of UF Fan traffic leaving Alltel Stadium at halftime”
(He’ll need his orange vest and whistle for this)
::
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Waiting for a brick by brick speech….
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I’m willing to bet he’s going to have a “Director of Keeping it Real” pretty soon.
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He may need a “Director of Hyping GMV”. (Great Moral Victories).
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They had me at “A native of Milledgeville”.
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The guys from Baldwin county never gave me as much trouble as the women from there.
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Chris “the Game Changer” Couch…the dude looks more like a sleeper sofa.
It’s quite possible that Coach Sleeper-sofa is eat up with the dickdo disease…bet you won’t see him running up and down the sidelines on a kick-off return…not unless an ice cream truck sneaks into the swamp.
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Coach Couch Potato, amirite?
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My first thought when seeing the headline was Navin Johnson running around yelling “The daily gator is here! The daily gator is here!” I’ve got to tell you, eleven days later, I’m still as giddy as a schoolboy!
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So we’re barely a month in, and we can already assume he’ll be fired within four years. I’m okay with that.
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Evidently, when you sign a contract for employment at FU they have a clause in big bold red letters that reads “Don’t Buy Anything Expensive Anytime Soon”.
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Is it a sign that they’ve given up on football when they adopt a basketball logo for their unis?
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Unless he hires an infinity stone, he’ll be gone in 3 years.
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I am cracking up at those titles. Little Billy missed his calling as head of an HR department somewhere. He’s the kind of guy that makes everybody call the janitor, “Head Vice President of Sanitation Technology.”
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The weirdest part to me is the way they’ve presented Florida and Jordan as if this is a 50/50 collab between them. This is the University of Florida, FFS, and they’re presenting it like this is some cross-brand collaboration and the hiring of the coach is a result of that.
A swing and a miss in trying to maximize brand value IMO. That’s what happens when you try too hard to be cool.
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That made me laugh
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Wow, posted to the wrong comment..
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God bless the great indoors.
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RR I nominate you as their new:
Director of jorts
You could be in charge of checking for that perfect camel toe every time!
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I tote a Gerber Multi-Plier at all times. It has a razor sharp blade and scissors. I’m prepared.
It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it.
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