“It’s so close, you can spit on Fulmer from here.”

How do you market to that special ‘Bama fan who’s won the Lotto and wants to move out of his doublewide?

Here’s how:

Feel like spitting on Fulmer? You’ll be close enough to do it. Want to chunk a corn dog at those annoying LSU fans? Do it from your balcony. That’s how close Houndstooth is to the action. Avoid the traffic and parking stress. Walk to the quad to capture those moments that make Tuscaloosa special. Houndstooth Condominiums are located only a very short walk from the newly renovated Bryant-Denny Stadium.

He’ll feel like he died and went to heaven, I bet.

(h/t The M Zone)