May 1, 2011 · 8:23 AM

I, Dumbass.

Florida’s Will Hill went undrafted.  Think this had much to do with that?

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15 responses to “I, Dumbass.”

  1. mwo
    May 1, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    This goes to show that the old adage is true. “You can’t buff a turd.”

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  2. aristoggle
    May 1, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Scared Straight gimmick for the team?

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  3. TennesseeDawg
    May 1, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    Will Hill is a fine representative of the University of Florida.

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  4. Turd Ferguson
    May 1, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    Ah, Will. If only scouts would just take Corch Meyers’ word for it, and trust that you are among the “top 1% of the top 1%.”

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  5. Doug
    May 1, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    And the thing is, if Hill had just owned up to it, he probably would’ve gotten drafted. Surely there were plenty of other players in the draft who’d done stuff at least as randy as what Hill was up to, or worse.

    But to cook up the “account was hacked” story shows coaches that at best you have trouble taking responsibility for your actions, at worst you’re a liar (and not even a very clever one at that).

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  6. Will UF be busted like THE OSU
    May 1, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    So many thugs get in trouble at Florida, but hardly ever get suspended. It’s time for Corch to get some heat for his coverups.

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  7. Joe
    May 1, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    A fine Ying to Tebow’s Yang! (Can you say St. Tebow and Yang in the same sentence??)

    I assume he will get a statue next to Timmy, Stevie and Danny?

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    • Nate Dawg
      May 2, 2011 at 2:07 PM

      It’s ok as long as you’re not talking about his acutal yang or the use and/or non-use of said yang…

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  8. Coondawg
    May 1, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    “My Twitter account got hacked”…. I can just see the Scouts eye’s roll as they all sigh a “Pffffffft”

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  9. simpl_matter
    May 1, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Take a step, chew, take a step, chew, take a step, chew….

    Hill walking down the street chewing bubble gum.

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  10. JaxDawg
    May 1, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    So, how did this fine, intelligent young man get into Florida?

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  11. almightytmc1
    May 1, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    ….and yet Cam goes first with his 12 traffic tickets, stolen laptop, bogus scholastic record and that other thing….hmmmm

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