A total lack of self-awareness can be a beautiful thing.

“Walk-on. How is possible to get public intoxication in Athens, isn’t that the entire downtown?”

“Downtown Athens is fun. I don’t blame him at all for wanting to go.  That said… You have to be really dumb to be picked up for public intoxication in Athens.”

“Yeah, much easier to get charged in Athens for public intoxication than Atlanta. That’s how the Athens cops make their money.”

“Been out in Atlanta and Athens hundreds of times. Can think of five different friends that got locked up in Athens for some petty stuff. Can’t think of anyone ever getting locked up in Atlanta.”

If the above sounds like any number of message board threads you’ve seen over the years, you’re probably right.

In this case, it’s the setting that makes it special.

And you know that as soon as the next Georgia player gets nicked for some minor nonsense, these same geniuses will be back on the Hive, yelling “thUga” at the top of their lungs.


UPDATE:  By the way, if a Tech fan starts to give you a hard time about transsexual hooking by a Goethe expert, you have my permission to hit back with this.


UPDATE #2:  Hey, look!  The AJ-C finally showed up.



Filed under Crime and Punishment, Georgia Tech Football

16 responses to “A total lack of self-awareness can be a beautiful thing.

  1. Governor Milledge

    “How does a Dean’s List ME major end up in downtown Athens with all those slackjaws?”

    It’s like they actively plot against themselves on ever getting laid. If blind homerism keeps you from seeing the very legitimate upsides and positives about visiting UGA/Athens, keep playing D&D and singing “Budweiser”; the country’s gene pool won’t be at a loss.


    • Bulldog Joe

      Give the guy some credit. At least he didn’t have to go half-way around the world (at our expense) to find someone who would hook up with him.

      One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
      The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free


  2. Skeeter

    It’s so sad that some people in this world live outside the perimeter.


  3. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Hey, there is a legitimate point here. The Athens cops are notorious. Remember “emerging from an alley?” Overzealous cops have been having their way with UGA jocks and other students for as long as I can remember-and that goes back to the 60s.


  4. Bulldog Joe

    “Hey baby, I’m an internationally recognized expert on urban transportation.”

    You a bus dliver? foty dollah.


  5. Doug

    How does a Dean’s List ME major end up in downtown Athens with all those slackjaws?

    Few redeeming qualities, just not worth it. I haven’t been convinced there is a single reason I need to leave Atlanta to go do something in Athens.

    Average-looking girls? I guess there are a lot of them. More in Atlanta though, and a wider variety.

    Ah, yes, the sour-grapes trifecta. I think it was the pooh-poohing of Athens’ female talent that really pushed it over the top. My guess is the Techie who said that would get the flop sweats if even a 50th-percentile UGA sorority girl stepped to him.


  6. Irishdawg

    What miserable twats Tech fans are. “Average looking girls”? The only way a Tech student is getting anywhere close to the average UGA coed is by having the girl bound and gagged in their trunk. What are good looking girls on the Georgia Tech campus called? Hostages.


  7. AlphaDawg

    2 points: 1st. I hear the LBFM’s in Thailand are amazing, but they are amazing in several other places as well and their free. If you can’t get laid in Panama, the Philipines, or Thailand without paying you’re definantly a Techie. 2nd. The absolute best thing about Athen’s is the hottest girl in your HS was just another face in the crowd there. I’ve only meet one decent looking girl that ever went to Tech, and she was as socially awkward as you could be.


  8. Irishdawg

    Alpha, the Filipinas have both Spanish and Asian blood, which results in a perfect storm of hotness. It’s hard to decide which place has the most beautiful women, but the PI, the Czech Republic, and Colombia have all got to be in the top 5, per the computer based rankings.


    • AlphaDawg

      Best haircut I EVER got was PI a few years ago. And it was at Unkle Sams expense, too.


    • AlphaDawg

      I’ve never been to CZ, but I have had the pleasure of PI, Panama, Australia, Guam and my surprise pick is Isreal. Guam was good because I was boot ass PFC(early 90s) with a six pack, and Guam was a hot bed for Europeans on vacations. This was my 1st exposure to the loosened since of morals. PI and Panama were simply amazing. Australia was great because all you had to do was be nice the ladies(the local men are AssHats) and the fell love. A little southern charm and your in. Isreal was a real surprise, I was there in late 97/98 before the 2nd Infitada started. Lots of hot IDF chicks with long dark hair, big boobs, in uniforms toting around loaded M16s(whats not to like). They weren’t as friendly as alot of places i’ve been but they were really easy to look at.


  9. Andrew

    Pretty sure for $30-40 that guy was sleeping with lady-boys.
    I guess they’re pretty convincing to a Techie.


  10. watcher16

    I still like the conspiracy theory that we would set-up a nerd walk-on lolz


  11. Cojones

    Nothing like blogging with a bunch of horny Dawgs. I haven’t stepped in a bordello since my 70th b’day. And I’ll never step into another what with the testosterone level depleted, my testicles trying to escape my Calipso Pants, and the ever atrophying penis getting snickers before I could walk away at embarrassed speed. Insensitive broads.

    Not one of you apes mentioned China; the sheer numbers intrigue me. Think I’ll attend the Fing Convention this year.

    In my youth I visited Boys Town in a few border villages where the women didn’t ask you what your handle was, they just grabbed it and led you inside (you had to follow). Nowadays they search and ask what happened. I tell them that I had a wart removed, not knowing that it represented the greater portion of my bulk. I tell them to look closely at the scar and tell me when anything happens.

    It was nice talking football with you fellas. Go Dawgs!