At times like this, I’m hard-pressed to find one.
And if you think the student manager did that on his own, I’ve still got some choice beach front property in Hahira available. We should talk.
What’s the difference between Lane Kiffin and a ten-year old?
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Classic. I can’t believe the student manager didn’t just rat out Kiffin though.
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Why all the fuss over Kiffin?
Otherwise, great blog.
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….because our proud friends at UT adored him so much even when it was obvious he is a pretty boy weasel.
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We hates him, Preciousss!
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Love the Gollum analogy—-sp ?
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Because the guy represents what is bad about CFB. His disdain for traditions, ethics, rules, etc. is unacceptable to me, even if he was trashing Vol traditions. Low-life, over employed punk that should be kicked to the curb. PTC, you cannot wait until wrong-doers get to your property line to speak out, the overall good of society (and CFB) is worth protecting even if the wrongs benefit you initially.
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Yeah, but why don’t you like him? 🙂
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Yeah Mac, don’t hold back.
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But, tell us how do you really feel about Kiffin?
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One of the few times I have been on the side of Vol fans.
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Jonathan Crompton… should’ve checked his balls.
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Best story of the year so far!
And who would have thought there’s somebody walking around during the game testing football air pressure?
Hey USC, that feeling you are feeling right now is called taint- but it ain’t the good taint!
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You can bet the only reason somebody was “walking around during the game testing football air pressure” is because there have been complaints about prior violations. This has been going on for a while.
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You’ve never heard of Ball-Pressure Checkers?
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In short, 10 year olds dream about Mrs. Kiffin. Laner on the other hand,
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Great topic on da radio this am….
Mrs. Kiffin or AJ McCarron’s mom…..who ya taking?
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In a fight or in the sack?
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Answer however you see fit. Both answers might be interesting.
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Either, both.
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Boys, boys, boys. Don’t you remember us getting scolded on here a few days ago because that subject is all us menfolk think about? Ya’ll need to start eating that college cafeteria food again to keep you harmless.
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They still put saltpeter in many foods as a “preservative”and it’s found in gunpowder. Talking about blowing your head off….
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+1 Mac
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Both
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Senator,
We won’t be neighbors anymore?
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Its the 2nd time Ive seen him refer to the beautiful beach fronts in Hahira. With the new Harveys and that other store that wont ever close (5 Ashes?) how could you not like Hahira.
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I’ve worried about Fiveashes for over a decade. Ever had your hair cut at Jimmy’s?
The people at Harveys are great too though. Talking the company more than just that one store.
Yeah, I’ve seen him mention our beaches before too. Unfortunately they’ve gone about the way of ole Crystal Lake in Irwin County.
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Sooo…you’re saying it might be a good deal?
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Heard a former student manager saying it was probably at the suggestion of a WR and the student manager took one for the team.Kind of stupid because the ref’s are handling the footballs all during the game.
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A ten year old can be honest.
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I was a former student manager. I can assure you someone else was involved, but it’s very possible it was simply players and the manager. I can assure you Barkley was involved, as you never mess with the game balls without the QBs consent. It’s quite possible the kid and Barkley were all that knew about it. Of course, leave it to Laner to protect his Golden Boy.
As for the refs, they check the game balls before every game for air pressure and to make sure they’re not old and their suitable. That’s not an abnormal thing.
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What’s the advantage of lower pressure?
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I have to believe that the QB gets a more sure grip on the pigskin with a lower pressure. That would have been favorable with the Fightin’ Laners scrambling to make up ground against the Runnin’ Ducks.
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Easier to grip, therefor easier to throw and catch.
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Now “this” explains why a vaunted PAC-12 defense like Oregon would’ve allowed 50+ points to USC 😉
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Right. Couldn’t have been Monte’s weakness, or Oregon’s irresistable force. I am telling you guys, that is not a team to mess with this year, not that I consider it a high probability. They are fun to watch though, even that tires me out (day time or late night.)
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“What’s the difference between Lane Kiffin and a ten-year-old?”
Answer: The spelling
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Are you saying the 10-year-old spells better or worse than the Lamer?
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Layla?
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Just wish I’d seen a headline somewhere about Lame having an issue with his deflated balls.
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Kiffin’s just as flaky – if not moreso – with the media as he is with everything in his life, seems like. Dragging Daddy around and embarrassing him everywhere you go. There was that time he literally ran away from a scheduled presser that included a reporter who had offended Kiffin for ignoring his “no mention of injuries” rule he unilaterally imposed on the California sporting press. Didn’t explain it or anything. Just looked nervous and said “Gotta go!” and ran off after about 30 seconds. I’ll try and find the link. One of y’all probably have it bookmarked.
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Here it is:
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I wonder if Lane’s dad ever wishes that he had slapped Lane more.
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Don’t we all?
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