It doesn’t involve a player from Georgia.
Florida State football player Jesus Wilson stole a motor scooter near the Love Building on the Florida State campus last month and crashed it, court documents said.
Wilson, 19, and now faces a charge of grand theft of a motor vehicle.
No word on whether Jimmy Williamson intends to file extradition papers.
And let me tell you something, pendejo. Nobody…
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“Eight-year-olds, dude.”
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Grand Theft Scooter
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“On Monday, Wilson emailed investigators saying he took the scooter when he noticed the keys in the ignition.”
According to Jesus the scooter was asking for it and you don’t fool Jesus but not Jimbo who suspended Jesus from the baseball team
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I blame “Bobo”….
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/24614267/report-florida-state-wr-jesus-wilson-charged-with-grand-theft-auto
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que Herbstreit’s moral outrage that Richt is slack with Winston’s discipline.
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Stolen from Twitter (Grand Theft Twitter?):
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL…
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I laughed out loud. My bride is eyeing me curiously. Hah do is the dog.
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Suspended form team but can still practice ……?
How is Auburn suppose to attract him with bogus punishment like that?
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Jimbo suspends Jesus from church so he will be able to fully participate in all football activities.
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Senator, please keep the Lebowski allusions comin.
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Jesus saves Fing Scooters. Our sales people have rushed to north Fl to affix our signs below all “Jesus Saves” roadside signs. One coming soon near you. Please let us know if you see one w/o our Fing Scooter sign attached.
Now you can’t pass one of those signs w/o thinking of the unattached Fing Scooter sign and, hopefully, smiling.
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