Damn it, Agent Muschamp. You had one job.

After watching Florida’s epic collapse in the waning moments of yesterday’s less-than-epic meteor game with South Carolina, I’m not sure which I find more unbelievable – that the Gators lost, or that Georgia somehow managed to find a way to lose to both teams this season.

Geez, football gods.  Sometimes you have the weirdest sense of humor.


UPDATE:  And that’s all she wrote.

The Zooker wonders what took Foley so long.  And do we say Boom was Spurriered?


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35 responses to “Damn it, Agent Muschamp. You had one job.

  1. JasonC

    I’m trying to quit college football, but this weekend made it hard. I do think that either Tenn or Arkansas will beat Mizzou and we’ll make it to the SECCG limping after getting our asses whipped by Tech. Of course, that would probably be a good thing because then we will have a chip on our shoulder and play with passion against Bama… only to come up 5 yards short. The other option is we clock GT and go into the game feeling awesome about ourselves and Bama kicks the shit out of us. But I’m leaning toward the former since we’ve struggle with our rivals this year


  2. Goat Balls

    I’m still furious about the loss to the gators. How is it that the Dawgs can stop a very good AU offense but not UF? And the cocks? How can we get beat by that bunch? They’re terrible. I don’t get it.


    • GB Arky just beat LSU.
      Everyday is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday’s success or put its failures behind and start over again. That’s the way life is, with a new game every day, and that’s the way baseball is.
      Bob Feller


  3. Russ

    Yeah just unbelievable we lost to them. And I have a real fear Missouri will win out and we’ll be the best team sitting at home, like 2007 all over again.


  4. AusDawg85

    Annnnnddddd….he’s GONE!

    Someone insert Hall&Oates video here please.

    TAMU says, “Will…come on down!”???


  5. Dawg19

    According to the SEC Network, Agent Muschamp has been executed.


  6. Bulldog Joe

    Finally blew his cover. Jig is up.


  7. Cojones

    Did anyone see how they lost the game? They had’em with 4 mins to go, wasted their downs, kicked to SC with time to get it back, got it back with a couple mins, gave it up and SC scored to tie. In OT, decided to kick fg with 2 yds to go on 4th. SC got the ball and soon thereafter scored the winning td.

    Muschamp demonstrated through stupidity that he is gone.


  8. RinggoldDawg

    Come on back home, Muschamp.


    • Macallanlover

      ?? Why? And didn’t he burn those bridges when he denied UGA affiliation upon arriving “home” in Gainesville? He is dead to us, thankfully.


  9. Mike

    Our University nightmare is finally and mercifully over. Spurrier has now done the Gator Nation one more favor.


  10. Timphd

    My prediction: Muschamp is next years Defensive Coordinator for the Gamecocks. This is based on 1) Spurrier and Muschamp are friends, 2) SC’s defense sucked ass this year, and 3) Muschamp is still a good defensive mind. I hope I’m wrong but that is my bet.


  11. ClydeBoogie

    We knew, when we sent him in it would take total sacrifice by Agent Muschamp. No greater sacrifice for the bulldawg nation can a dawg make! Agent Muschamp King Kong ain’t got nothing on you brother.


  12. ClydeBoogie

    PS Now get your sorry self back to Headquarters, so we can send your arse to South Carolina and destroy them as well!


  13. TXBaller

    Gator candidates in no order:

    Todd Graham – done a great job in Tempe
    Kyle Whittingham – a QB from winning Pac12
    Gary Patterson – Does the most with the least
    Dan Mullen – a Gator at heart
    Art Briles – built Baylor strong
    ****shock value – Jim Mora, Jr – reestablished UCLA

    For all those that ask, “who would you replace Richt with??”…..there’s your star studded cast.


  14. PatinDC

    If UF goes with Dabo, SOS will never retire. He will gleefully stay and beat UF every year.



  15. ugafidelis

    Does Bobo get a look?