I guess this is what you do when your team wins an early game on Saturday.
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“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
Get The Picture 
Can I get you enrolled by the Tech game?
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This is what you do when other schools crank up the negative recruiting.
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Coach Richt just told me Schotty is leaving!
I told coach that Isaiah McKenzie better be the punt returner when I’m there.
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What, them left coast libruls too good for Waffle House?
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Don’t have Waffle House in Wash State, Will. But he’ll come around after a few All Stars with a large order of scattered, smothered and covered on the side. Russia doesn’t have Waffle House either. I truly belive that is one of the primary reasons for the fall of communism. China is next.
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He’ll learn. Won’t even have to wait until January, as he can see Anthony Bourdain call Waffle House “better than the French Laundry” tonight.
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One of the main reasons for the fall of the Soviet Union was that Boris Yeltsin had an impromptu visit to an American grocery store during a trip to NASA in Houston.
http://blog.chron.com/thetexican/2014/04/when-boris-yeltsin-went-grocery-shopping-in-clear-lake/
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A question for the ages. We may never know the answer.
http://www.city-data.com/forum/general-u-s/1432089-number-waffle-house-locations-state.html
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I’ve never been more proud to say I am from the great state of GA, home of the most Waffle Houses. Best food you will ever taste.
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Great picture, both are DGDs.
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CMR: You know there are some so called fans out there who think they’d be better off without us.
Eason: You can’t fix stupid coach.
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+1
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Nice shot, Derek! And right on target.
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Of course he can’t! Coaches can’t fix anything, duh. It’s all execution.
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If we had a decent coach he’d just sign 25 random guys from Clarke central and cedar shoals and coach ’em up. Save on a lot on jet fuel.
Dabo swinney sure did learn how to coach this year didn’t he? He just molded this nobody from north Georgia into a heisman candidate with spit, glue and coachin’!!!
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Still waiting for you to realize the irony of your own brilliant view: if coaches really were as inconsequential as you apparently believe they are, it wouldn’t matter that we keep them around, as you also insist we do. The players and coaches themselves don’t even agree with you on this, genius.
Absolutely no one has claimed that talent doesn’t matter. Would I rather a 5-star QB than a 3-star? Other things being equal, yes, of course. But what good is a 5-star QB if you’ve got a fucking moron calling the plays? What good was a 5-star QB when Willie Martinez was running the defense? (But wait, I guess you also don’t think that Martinez’s coaching made a difference, right?) And you’re apparently the only Georgia fan in the known universe who doesn’t think that Brian Schottenheimer is absolutely terrible at his job.
So I can happily acknowledge that talent matters. But unless you’re honestly as feeble-minded as you seem, you have to acknowledge that coaching matters as well. The problem for you, though, is that the moment you actually own up to this fucking obvious truth, you’ve lost the debate.
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Of course coaching fucking matters. What also matters is that you and others like you don’t know what the fuck coaching looks like. The real irony is that you assholes suggest that I am arrogant while you “couch coach” and “bleacher coach” like a bunch of babbling monkeys who wouldn’t know coaching if it bit you on the ass. You’re Cleveland Browns fans in 1992 calling belichick a moron. I’ve never said coaching never a matters. I’ve said players matter more. I can prove that shit over and fucking over. There are no teams winning shit without players. And gene chizik and Larry Coker and les miles have nattys. Eat a turd turd.
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It’s just no fun debating a person who’s too fucking stupid to realize she’s lost. Here’s hoping you’re right, Derek. But as long as Richt’s in charge, I’ll bet good money that we win exactly as many championships as the last time we had a 5-star QB in Athens.
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But coach X would win more championships with qb Y over the next 3 to 4 years and you aren’t fucking stupid? I would say calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people.
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Keep swingin’ at that straw man, sweetheart.
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Do you mean Aaron Murray or Matthew Stafford… oh wait, we won zero titles with both of them. Nevermind.
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D-reezy puts up a shot! He scores!
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And on a completely unrelated note …
Avg. rating (per Rivals) of QBs currently starting for top-10 teams in most recent AP rankings: 3.7 stars.
The two from the SEC: Coker (3 stars) and Harris (4 stars).
Last QB to win a national championship: Cardale Jones (3 stars). Barrett, who now starts for OSU, was a 4-star.
It’s almost as if great teams figure out a way to win without needing NFL talent at the QB position. Crazy that.
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How many SEC and national titles did we win with Matthew Stafford, AJ Green, and Knowshon Moreno.
Answer: the same number as how many of these arguments you’ve won, Derek.
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+10,000,000,000
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What’s coach X’s record with qb Y? That is the competition. 2 figments of your imagination vs. CMR and Eason. You can dream that your imaginary combo is better but what else could you do? You can denigrate the combo you’ll have in 2016 all you want. What you can’t convince anybody with a brain of is that coach X and qb Y are the better choice.
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+1
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“I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, I flew all night and I’ll sleep all day.”
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Coach wearing suspenders and a bra?
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Mary Kate, you wearing jock strap and tie?
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Jacob, get your damned arm off of me before you dislocate your throwing shoulder, and I get fired…
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Job security.
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Coach Richt orders white bread toast with no butter. He likes his toast bland, just like his offense.
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Does that mean Eason is getting four fried chickens and a coke?
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They’re not dressed like Hasidic Diamond Merchants…
also, +1
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This is called “job security”
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“I told him it’ll be like this next season. We’re here, and Schotty isn’t.”
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“I found him.” “Now beam me up, Schotty!”
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“This’ll be on Ga. Southern’s bulletin board!”
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CMR had to Eason down, Eason down the road after the Auburn game.
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The Wiz. Nicely done.
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Everyone with a UGA hat like Jacob’s, raise your hand. (Hand goes up).
And it works as good in the cold SoGa winter as it does for Jacob in Wash St.
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Nice hat, fer sho….hmmm
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Have seen only one other person wearing that hat down here. She was a UGA grad and was a representative for a chain grocery store (that I was in) that covers the southeast. We both had on the ski hats and she promptly introduced herself and took me to meet the grocery store manager who was a big Dawg fan. If anything, the ski hats are too warm and have to be turned up if you are working vigorously outside on a very cold day.
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“I practice real hard, Coach, cause my coach says thats how you get to play and start in college…that “I don’t like to practice stuff”…that only works in high school, or some high schools anyway.”
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So, Jacob, did you see the game yesterday?
Are you kidding me, Coach. I was on my third downhill run by halftime. Did we win? LWAO reading some negative comments from so-called fans and the logic they apply in their discussions even when you win. No heavy lifting required to read their inciteful(sic) knee-jerk conclusions. And, Yes!, I’m sure they will say some of the same dumb stuff about me when I get there. Could you give me some local culture advice and tell me where UGA trolls and troll mindsets go to die?
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Who is this derek guy coach?
GTP’s resident asshat in chief Jake
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Who is this mikebozo, chili, et al?
Resident GTP asshats.
(Fixed that for you)
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My joke first thanks for the help anyways asshat jr.
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Careful Mike. Rocket takes shit personal on here and he isn’t afraid to tell you so from his mom’s basement.
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no worries d00d. He needs to get his own material and trolling in a dark basement is tough.
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hahahahahahahahaha
Copying someone else’s joke and added “fixed that for you” has got to be the most pathetic, limp dicked attempt at a burn imaginable.
LOL
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“Yes, Coach. I saw the game.”
“Now let’s go up to Rainer and get some friggin’ linemen!”
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“You can take the picture and not worry about the travel expense, Tony.”
“Greg has twitter, but he doesn’t follow me anymore.”
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CMR: Jacob, we’re 7-3 without the benefit of an SEC-level quarterback.
JE: I’ve noticed that, Coach.
CMR (smiling): That’s about to change, right?
JE: Yessir, for sure.
CMR: Have you thought about what we discussed earlier?
JE: Yessir. I have my short list of preferred Offensive Coordinators.
CMR (looking at the list): Your dad’s at the top of the list.
JE: He would be the best choice by far, Coach.
CMR (smiling again): I was hoping you’d say that.
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So Jacob, did I ever tell you the story of the two farmers….
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+1 😉
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“Snohomish” sounds made up. Are we sure Coach isn’t catfishing us?
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No, take it from a former Seattle resident, every town in Washington is an Indian name. Seattle, Tacoma, Snohomish: it’s like most of the towns in south Georgia and north Florida.
And, for the most part, coastal Washington has shitty diners
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I went to the Sky River Rock Festival and Lighter than Air Fair up there in the summer of 68!
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This isn’t a NCAA violation is it?
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Signed his financial papers already so perfectly legit for richt to make the trip to save his job.
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Not unless Eason backed out of his financial aid agreement, which he is entitled to do, but absolutely will not. (I know, sorry to be the Debbie downer to chilimuckbozo)
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Excellent! Coach still working hard on the recruiting trail. Good to see.
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I get that coach is trying to secure his future QB with this visit, but I do find the timing a bit interesting. Given that Schotty was out there three weeks ago, it just seems that Coach is doing some damage control for the mess Schotty has made.
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Just wait ’til next year!
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Next year’s our year!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!
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No, wait … 2017’s our year!!!!!!1!11!1
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Wait 2018 is our year!!!!
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CMR: Just got back from the bathroom, in time for another photo op son.
KID: Just smile. They tried to take your plate while you were up, but I saved your bacon for ya
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You don’t fly across the country on a Saturday night midseason because you enjoy the company of a high schooler. When you’ve had to micromanage your offense because your highly paid OC is incompetent, you need to go tell your biggest recruit that Schotty is gone in person. I hope he’s also reassuring him that he has finally learned his lesson about hiring mediocre NFL assistants.
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Eason: Thanks for not bringing coach Shottenheimer.
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