April 27, 2017 · 7:07 AM

Today, in headers

Somebody thinks he’s pretty clever.

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12 responses to “Today, in headers”

  1. Borodawg
    April 27, 2017 at 7:51 AM

    Hold on a sec………………..I’m sure the NCAA will investigate as this could be considered an extra benefit.
    Per Ohio State Compliance website…….”NCAA rules prohibit student-athletes from receiving “extra benefits.” An extra benefit is any special arrangement provided to a prospective or current student-athlete or his or her family/friends that is not generally available to all Ohio State students. Providing a prospective or current student-athlete with an extra benefit may affect their eligibility and result in an NCAA violation.”

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    • Russ
      April 27, 2017 at 7:57 AM

      McGarity is preparing a statement on this as we type. Surely someone on our team needs punishment.

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      • Bulldog Joe
        April 27, 2017 at 9:56 AM

        Some underling is verbally requesting some free toilet paper also be provided to the Butts-Mehre.

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        • The Dawg abides
          April 27, 2017 at 11:42 AM

          I’ve always wondered who the clueless idiot was that thought “butt smear” sounded good for an athletic facility. Or maybe it’s just that they were clever enough to get it past a clueless AA board.

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    • Just Chuck (The Other One)
      April 27, 2017 at 9:23 AM

      It’s not an extra benefit for a player. All of the Butts at Ohio State are eligible for this and there are a lot of them up there.

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      • Cousin Eddie
        April 27, 2017 at 11:57 AM

        If that is the case they Meyers being the biggest Butt would get a Charmin factory, wait meyer is an a$$ not a Butt

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  2. John Denver is full of shit...
    April 27, 2017 at 8:30 AM

    Nike says, don’t give Underarmour any ideas.

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  3. PTCDAWG
    April 27, 2017 at 9:45 AM

    I used to think Butts County was funny….when I was 9.

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  4. AusDawg85
    April 27, 2017 at 10:42 AM

    Funny, but the “Charmin” rolls were composed of $100 bills, not lightweight tissue paper. Test market I guess.

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