Seeing this…
… I can’t help but be reminded of this.
… there’s the (possibly true!) story about LBJ spreading a rumor that his opponent was a pig-fucker. Aide: “Lyndon, you know he doesn’t do that!” Johnson: “I know. I just want to make him deny it.”
That probably takes the edge off SEC Media Days (poor Clay Travis!), but the next time ESPN Gameday appears at a Florida game, the signage possibilities are delicious.
Get The Picture 
“People have got to know whether or not their coach is a shark fucker. Well, I am not a shark fucker.”
C’mon Mac, the cover up is worse than the crime.
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Did the shark give consent? Will we ever know the whole truth? LOL.
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Jim’s friends just asked him to demonstrate how he felt about House of Cards after Frank and Claire had the threesome with the secret service agent….um Jim, I think you have been pronouncing that wrong.
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That depends on what your definition of “is” is
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Should he have the cojones to get in front of a tv camera with hillary at his dorsal fin, look 60 minutes in the eye [during shark week] and say ” i did not have sex….. with THAT shark”. Maybe i’ll give him a pass. NOT!!!!!!
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Sounds like someone is jumping the shark…
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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. “I know a great trial lawyer,” the fellow said, “but he’s expensive and doesn’t know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer,” he continued, “who’s not a great trial lawyer, but he’s cheap and really knows how to pick a jury.”
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. “I saw Jed mount his goat from behind,” he said, “and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed’s pecker.”
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, “You know, a good goat will do that.”
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Thanks , just pissed my pants
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The Ole Miss Black Bear Rebels Land Shark D better be very weary of any sideline – pile up type tackles near the Florida sideline.
Jim Bob may go all Abu Grabe on them…
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Did he “strenuously object”?
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McElwain actually has an air tight alibi. I happen to know he was with the EPA director clubbing baby seals at the time of the sharking…
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And I want to go on record as officially nominating the term “sharking” and the accompanying photo for the lexicon.
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I second that.
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Can we get a Lexicon of Coach Shark, to go along with tagging all Gator posting as the Crocs (thanks to the reptile that was on their media guide)
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Lexicon possibility perhaps?
Sharking (v): Participating in a plausibly deniable inappropriate relationship with another type/species or “Real Estate Consultant”
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I’m inclined to simply post the photo next to the term “Sharking”. The phrase “A picture is worth a thousand words” has never been more apt.
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He sure does appear to have been in the sun lately….
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He’s a Shark Warming Denier.
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Is there any evidence of Seaman on that shark?
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That’s just creepy.
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I didn’t make it, but I do feel compelled to use it on threads about him.
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Who does Florida open against? Can their band march in shark formation playing the theme from Jaws? Could be a fun season.
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Well, they do play Michigan in the first game; you know that Prick Harbrough isn’t above having his band take a shot at Old Yeller. It is a shame they aren’t opening with Stanford, whose band would need no direction from the football coach.
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Update. It could be the guy who started Jimmy Johns http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4493536/amp/Jimmy-John-s-founder-DENIES-humping-dead-shark.html
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