According to a university police interview with UF tight end C’yontai Lewis, Zachery had a “good relationship” with Lewis “while the football team was winning, but when they began losing, “Tay Bang” would call them “garbage” and would complain about losing money after he bet on football games,” the report states.
Your first mistake, “Tay”, was betting on Gator football.
This led to what sounds like a classic confrontation between a disappointed gambler and Florida football players.
Zachery, 21, and his friends were waiting for the football players near the dorms. The football players began to confront the group, but left in vehicles, the report states. As the group left, they could be heard yelling, “We coming back strapped,” the report states.
The other group returned and a confrontation ensued. One player reported the group had a baseball bat, a red laser being pointed at another player’s chest and another individual threatening “Come any closer, I’ll spray you.”
Zachery told police, he observed one football player holding “some sort of assault rifle and some others were [holding] rocks.”
… The football players initially denied having any involvement with the incident, according to the report. While searching for evidence, police didn’t find any bullets. However they did find a frying pan that, according to the report, was seen on camera being used by one of the athletes during the confrontation.
You know what they always say — never bring a frying pan to a gun fight. I think that’s from Sun Tzu‘s lesser known work, The Art of Bitch Slapping.
Nobody was charged with a crime, which is probably a good thing, because I suspect Huntley Johnson isn’t at his best when he’s doubled over in laughter.
Tailgating in Jacksonville this year ought to be a riot. Some enterprising entrepreneur needs to design a t-shirt displaying the header for the fashionable Dawg fan to wear there.
(Thanks to everyone who thoughtfully provided me with a link to the story last night. As if I could have ever missed this.)
Can we get a red and or black t-shirt with “Tay-Bang: make florida great again” in the back and his picture on the front?
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+10 style points if that frying pan was non-stick.
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I can see the kid now, frying pan in one hand and a can of pam in the other…spraying the pan while looking menacing.
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Just another reason to put the gambling in professional hands (sarcasm.) At least the bookie was betting for FU. Imagine if he was betting against FU and the players were throwing games.
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I thought I read where he was a bookie and not just a gambler.
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Gators just continue to come unglued. Bet Mullen wondering what the f___ did I take this job for?
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The stupidity of this is funny, but I am guessing the whole thing was about a heartbeat from someone getting shot. Bunch of AU football players at a pool party got into a confrontation a few years ago, all of a sudden someone ends up shot. There have always been fights and bad decisions, but this sounds like it could have easily been worse than a punchline.
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I’m picturing the battle of Bannockburn scene from Braveheart with a bunch of idiots wielding kitchenware.
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Im picturing this:
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True Dat. Homey .——I literally spit my coffee out when I read that. +1 Senator
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Remember when we all thought that Dan Mullen with the power of UF recruiting would be formidable? Miss St. is out recruiting UF and things like this and the alleged assault from earlier in the week are not helping. There are so many good story lines to watch this season.
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I never remember thinking that.
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It’s even bigger with the national pundits weighing in on Sirius. They all sound like Dawgs while putting FU down and it is the best music to my ears in years. Oh, and they have doubled up on Meyers’ culpability in this whole FU experience starting with Hernandez – and they have a list that is just like those posted here that recount the past player episodes that weren’t disciplined to any extent.
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The Sharks and Jets gangs in the musical West Side Story would scare the shit out of these guys.
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Well sure, but when you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way. Who wouldn’t be scared by that kind of fanatical loyalty?
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I am thinking a shirt with UGA pointing an AR at the Gator mascot who is weilding a frying pan. I’d buy that.
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LMAO Well played Chris
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Maybe UF will use the frying pan for motivation like UT used the trash can.
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Like that idea. Maybe tie a chin strap on it and they can throw it on their head like our savage spike pads. But Gators wouldn’t use the words savage…what would they use? Swamp ass? Dunno.
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Great Header
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My t-shirt idea is just a frying pan and printed underneath: Strapped!
What time is it?
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Just a normal expectation I guess among this gatords.
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Fried gator?
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Florida just need to take the field before a game this coming season by driving a tiny car to midfield and have the whole team come piling out.
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https://twitter.com/GodofKrypton/status/1022296084532658177?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1022296084532658177&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdisqus.com%2Fembed%2Fcomments%2F%3Fbase%3Ddefault%26f%3Dfieldstreetforum%26t_i%3D51038%2520http%253A%252F%252Fwww.fieldstforum.com%252F%253Fpage_id%253D51038%26t_u%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.fieldstforum.com%252Fclassic-city-cavern-uga-chat%252Fccc-july-26th-2018%252F%26t_e%3DCCC%25207%252F26%252F18%26t_d%3DCCC%25207%252F26%252F18%2520%25E2%2580%2593%2520Field%2520Street%2520Forum%26t_t%3DCCC%25207%252F26%252F18%26s_o%3Ddefault%23version%3Dedc0ae0b26976225accc590d45d9acdc
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Florida just needs to take the field before games this season by driving a tiny clown car to midfield and then have whole team come piling out.
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Well at least the Gator players are well positioned when Florida legalizes sport betting.
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It brings up the question to be placed on FU: is this just a gang-fest leftover or is gambling already in the FU game plan going way back?
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Illustration of Hairy Dawg pan-frying a Gator over a burning TIAA Bank field, possibly dumping said Gator into it. “From the Frying Pan Into the Fire”
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That is the same frying pan” the shark humper” slid into prior to his exit from FU………
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